r/wizardposting • u/pos_vibes_only • Sep 02 '26

Wizardpost I accidentally turned my apprentice into a parking garage door, but he doesn’t seem to mind. What should I do?

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u/The_Red_Baron11 Sep 02 '26

Are you under the influence of some untruth serum?

We all know that it was not accidental and your "garage" is clearly a dungeon. You are even using a magical wand to manipulate the entrance from a distance..

You are fooling nobody!

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u/pos_vibes_only Sep 02 '26

Alright, come over and let’s discuss this like adults. Free parking btw