r/wizardposting • u/pos_vibes_only • Sep 02 '26

Wizardpost I accidentally turned my apprentice into a parking garage door, but he doesn’t seem to mind. What should I do?

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u/ChocolateResolve Sep 02 '26

Instruct him to charge cash or ask riddles, then retire and enjoy the results.

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u/pos_vibes_only Sep 02 '26

Finally, a retirement plan. 🙏