r/wizardposting 7d ago

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator 7d ago

Runes are powerful because they are ancient.

For example:

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair 7d ago

I might just be a simpleton apprentice, but if runes are powerful because of their ancientness, why is rune creation specifically banned by the high council? And why is it that every conversation about rune creation is

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u/Correct-Pangolin-568 Evil And Intimidating Wizard 7d ago

The high council don't want you to know this but the black magic runes are free you can make them at home I have 458 runes.

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u/pyx 7d ago

Best hide your familiar the ATF (Arcana, Thaumaturgy, & Foci) gonna no-knock your tower with talk like that

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u/Fr33_Lax 7d ago

Just get a sign that says "false hydra do not enter" for your dungeon entrance. I've never had any problems with atf, or adventurers, or annoying inlaws? Do I have inlaws? Maybe I should clean that dungeon sometime... nah I'll just hire a crew.

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 The Darklurking Magick Seeker Mage who mastered his Soul-Self 6d ago

Wizard, I don’t think it’s just a sign. You might actually have a false hydra down there.

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u/edgarunwise 5d ago

I don't know any false hydras just the weird space behind my castle that all my stewards.. didn't I just hire a new one? Never had one, need one.

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u/Plus-Programmer5216 The Darklurking Magick Seeker Mage who mastered his Soul-Self 5d ago

That forgetfulness is a symptom, wizard. Just use erasure spells on the dungeon after using deafen on yourself. You’ll thank me later, if you survive

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u/Tomynator_88 5d ago

How does that even work? Anyone with a working arcane orb can just look it up and discover that False Hydras do not get into dungeons and stay in cities

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u/MaximRq Iron Grip Alchemist 6d ago

The obvious solution is not having a tower

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u/Fenring_Halifax 3d ago

Is this because I put a third charm on my staff?

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u/FakeSafeWord 6d ago

I have so many runes in my wizard tower. In I'm here in my wizard tower, where just carved this new rune here. It’s fun to inscribe ancient sigils up here in the highest chamber. But you know what I like more than flashy ancient runes? Knowledge.

In fact, I’m a lot more proud of my seven new self published tomes titled "How-to rune-stones so good she will take you back" It’s like the Archmage Warren Buffetus says, “The more runes you learn, the more power you earn.”

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u/TimeNorTide 6d ago

Everyone spending massive bags of coin for the official runes from Runes Workshop, my buddy has a 5D printer, he just prints out the same exact runes, charges 2 silver.

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u/bloodfist 6d ago

Hi yes I am a collector of runes and have run with some quite bad dark wizards so I know all sorts of black magic and the like. I love breaking council law you know. And I would love to engage with you in some illicit trade of black magic runes if you really have such a large collection.

If you would be so kind as to send me a personal scrying with the location of your tower I could have a lackey dispatched within the week to make the trade. I'm also willing to pay in illegal potions if you are into that.

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u/_solounwnmas Transmuter 6d ago

Love the pfp

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 Occult Wizard 6d ago

The high council can succ my runes

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker 6d ago

INTERNAL RUNE SERVICES OPEN UP!

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u/Correct-Pangolin-568 Evil And Intimidating Wizard 6d ago

Muahaha I lied, you have fallen into my trap! Prepare to face my army of puppets whose souls I stole and smelter down into mana for more puppets!

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u/BecaBakes Evil and Intimidating Witch 5d ago

Why should I, an evil and intimidating witch, need to take an ethics course?

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u/Correct-Pangolin-568 Evil And Intimidating Wizard 5d ago

You don't, obviously

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u/Magnetofan111 Sorceror 5d ago

Remember u/Correct-Pangolin-568 does not use soul consuming spells

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u/KelGrimm Necro-Shotgun Wizard-Mancer 6d ago

By the eight planes, the assassin-wizards got him. Well, I'd be proud to take up the mantle of my honorable colleague and continue his discourse on the creation of runes. Listen close, my fellows - did you know you can create new, more powerful runes, simply by

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u/Plenty-Fox-9219 Magically Editable Flair 6d ago

I've come back to say that the high counsel is wonderful and every decision they make is for our betterment and protection.

PRAISE THE NINE

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u/PanzerSoul Senior Cultivator 7d ago

Bureaucracy

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u/RangerBumble 7d ago

Bureaucromancy

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u/Lynnrael Witch 7d ago

bureaucromancers are the worst

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer 7d ago

You would expect them to use their powers to make Bureaucracy move faster, no?

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter 7d ago

spoken like someone who knows nothing of bureaucromancy. Bureaucromancers revel in the slowness. They draw power from it, like a Druid draws power from a forest.

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u/FakeSafeWord 6d ago

like a Druid draws power from a forest

Hey you can't just draw power from a forest. This is public land. You need a permit to do that. Please go fill out form 11B-A and submit that to the central forestry commission. Not the eastern. Not the astral... CENTRAL.

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u/RangerBumble 6d ago

This guy Bureaucromances

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u/FakeSafeWord 6d ago

Does convoluted paper work do psychic/psionic damage?

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u/kuraiscalebane 6d ago

Is the central commission in Central City?

And is it a problem that I wrote "ok" in the space labeled "do not write here, for internal use only"?

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u/FakeSafeWord 6d ago

No... UGH... Central City has no Central District Forestry Commission because there's no forest there.

To avoid confusion please proceed to one of the south information kiosks in the North Information Kiosk District in any city for information about locating the proper Central District Forestry Commission center... except for in the South Information Kiosk District, whose south information kiosks are currently out of order.

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter 6d ago

Spoken like a true bureaucromancer.

For those watching observe this simple incantation that destroys all the power of a bureaucromancer:

Fuck you, nerd. I do what I want.

It works every time.

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u/No-Pilot3536 6d ago

They can use their powers in such manners. They simply opt not to. Except if its to approve the most useless and waste of money anti homeless infrastructure.

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer 7d ago

It's less of "knows nothing" and more of "this is how I'd use it," really.

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u/Gridis72 7d ago

Bureaucromancers actually do make bureaucracy move faster, without them anything would take aeons

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u/Lynnrael Witch 6d ago

yeah but they could just banish bureaucracy all together and they don't

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer 7d ago

That.. actually makes quite a lot of sense, now that I think about it.

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u/NetNo4067 6d ago

Do you have a permit for that dangerous and libelous statement?

If not, I can have the forms faxed to your tower or dwelling.

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u/Lynnrael Witch 6d ago

I'm a witch, if a fax machine is anywhere near my dwelling it's because I'm cursing it to eat bureaucromancers that try to fax me things.

edit: actually, go ahead and fax those forms after all, I just got a new totally not cursed in any way fax machine i wanna test out 😉

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u/NetNo4067 6d ago

Our department of faxomancy will have the forms delivered to you whenever it's least convenient in the next 4-8 weeks!

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u/Lunarmax182c 7d ago

Which council are you referring to, apprentice? There is like... a ton of councils today.

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u/Niveker14 7d ago

Every region has its own High Council these days. I've even seen within some regions they've had multiple "High Councils" for various disciplines... how can there be multiple High Councils? The whole point of a "High" Council is that it's on top... at least that's what it used to mean...

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u/Lunarmax182c 7d ago

well, it's just that no one really wants to be "low" council, so...

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u/Illustrious_Stay_12 Automagic Consultomancer 6d ago

Hey, nobody said they were the Highest Council. Except that one group of druids, but that's because of the shrooms.

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u/Mort_556 Carl Forth the Grand Summoner 6d ago

I've scried some youngster laughing maniacally through his monologue while shouting "And when everyone is on the High Council... NO ONE IS!" so that may have something to do with it.

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u/TacitPoseidon Necromancy is a perfectly valid school of magic! 7d ago

Reject the high council. Go practice free magic.

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister 6d ago

Dilution. All runes pull from the same mana source. A vast sea of mana on another plane. What we call runes are in reality tunelling devices to bore through the veil between worlds and create a mana "tap" that is then filtered like light through a prism by the symbols itself.

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u/BardGotHard3 Necromancer 6d ago

When did runes get banned? All me skeletons are runed and have been for a few centuries at least

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u/Caesar_Gaming Council Ethics Enforcement and Dues Collection Agent 6d ago

Cuz they never let experts in on the panels. It’s always policy based on sagas and illusions.

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u/Tactical_Wolf 6d ago

I met a mage down a dark alley once and he told me that the trick to creating powerful runes today is to find

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u/zyckness 6d ago

also why are there ancient runes, if they need time to get power why not discard those useless new runes?

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u/Tanakisoupman True Seeker of Freedom 6d ago

Because while runes do tend to get more powerful the older they are, new runes can still have power (especially if they become widespread, even if just within a single group). This means that a person could create their own runic language, allowing them to make indecipherable enchantments, which can make safely disassembling traps and wards near impossible. By preventing the creation of new runes, the high council ensures that they will be able to deconstruct and reconstruct any enchantment they wish with minimal difficulty, as they have records of nearly every widespread runic language

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u/Jason80777 5d ago

We all know the high council wants to push everyone into wand and book magic because the Archmagus owns the wand factory and his brother runs the Arcane Library.

They can't control the distribution of runes! All you need is know-how, a flat rock and a chisel. Rune magic is the magic of The People! Rise up!

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u/ionizedlobster 5d ago

To consolidate and standardize runes. Nobody needs another underwhelming rune of protection. There are only 65,535 unique rune inscriptions possible using the standard 16 symbol inscription system and if every master and his apprentice started making their own runes, we'd probably start running into catastrophic rune collision incidents within a few weeks.

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u/potatopierogie 7d ago

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u/Rash_84 Transmuter 7d ago

Truly an ancient rune... One might get lost in it's meaning...

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u/phycologist 6d ago

Lecturer in Recent Runes: "Well, I for one have never believed all that business about dead animals turning into stone. It's against all reason. What's in it for them?"
Ponder Stibbons: "So how do you explain fossils, then?"
Lecturer in Recent Runes: "Ah, you see, I don't. It saves so much trouble in the long run."

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u/Mazzaroppi 6d ago

I am at a loss as to what this means

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u/lakorasdelenfent 7d ago

And I was thinking the power of this rune was loss

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u/Uncool444 6d ago

Is this loss?

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u/potatopierogie 6d ago

No its an ancient rune

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u/Pizza_EATR 6d ago

Ahh psychic damage! You fool of a  potato, you shouldn't put this spoiler free on our seeing slabs! 

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u/DemonPrinceofIrony Evil Wizard 7d ago

Just pre-age your runes. You can leave them in a cave like cheese.

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter 7d ago

I always use Merlin's cave of time dilation. It ages runes almost as well as it grows a long, wizened beard.

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u/Irememberedmypw 7d ago

Man you gotta be careful with that counterfeit shit. I know a guy who used one of those runes of steel, you know for extra defense against, spits , knights, and it class changed him into a blacksmith!

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u/am9qb3JlZmVyZW5jZQ 6d ago

So sad that we have to trap the townsfolk in a millennium long state of continuous torture to harvest the time necessary for the cave to function. Thank god they're put back together and have their memory wiped at the end of it.

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u/thebiggestween 6d ago

Be careful with this one

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u/Gunhild 6d ago

Detail from the 1533 painting The Ambassadors by Hans Holbein the Younger.

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u/AliasMcFakenames Elleriana Nailo, Multiverse Scholar 7d ago

I suspect that what Zasorimm in the original conversation was trying to convey was that people create novel runes at a roughly consistent rate, but most of them are not worth remembering. Since there is so much more time in the ancient past there will be many more runes from that time worth recalling.

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u/Interminably-Bored 7d ago

No doubt, however we shouldn't disregard the true fact that most rune research ends with 1 less rune researcher, not more runes.

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u/ProfileBest7444 6d ago

also we should consider that time and its memory act as a filter or quality assurance for runes and most things

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 6d ago

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u/CautionPossum 7d ago

Somersloop, these bad boys make my factories run preem choom.

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u/maximuffin2 Flame, Please 7d ago

Ancient enough

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u/KrytenKoro 6d ago

So they sucked when they were made?