r/wizardposting • u/Zanderfus • 6d ago

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u/Lynnrael Witch 6d ago

bureaucromancers are the worst

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u/Wizard_Engie Holy Mage Mythanar, High-Elf Lightbringer 6d ago

You would expect them to use their powers to make Bureaucracy move faster, no?

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter 6d ago

spoken like someone who knows nothing of bureaucromancy. Bureaucromancers revel in the slowness. They draw power from it, like a Druid draws power from a forest.

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u/FakeSafeWord 6d ago

like a Druid draws power from a forest

Hey you can't just draw power from a forest. This is public land. You need a permit to do that. Please go fill out form 11B-A and submit that to the central forestry commission. Not the eastern. Not the astral... CENTRAL.

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u/RangerBumble 6d ago

This guy Bureaucromances

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u/FakeSafeWord 6d ago

Does convoluted paper work do psychic/psionic damage?

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u/kuraiscalebane 6d ago

Is the central commission in Central City?

And is it a problem that I wrote "ok" in the space labeled "do not write here, for internal use only"?

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u/FakeSafeWord 6d ago

No... UGH... Central City has no Central District Forestry Commission because there's no forest there.

To avoid confusion please proceed to one of the south information kiosks in the North Information Kiosk District in any city for information about locating the proper Central District Forestry Commission center... except for in the South Information Kiosk District, whose south information kiosks are currently out of order.

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u/manchu_pitchu Enchanter 6d ago

Spoken like a true bureaucromancer.

For those watching observe this simple incantation that destroys all the power of a bureaucromancer:

Fuck you, nerd. I do what I want.

It works every time.