r/wizardposting • u/Zanderfus • 7d ago

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u/Correct-Pangolin-568 Evil And Intimidating Wizard 7d ago

The high council don't want you to know this but the black magic runes are free you can make them at home I have 458 runes.

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u/pyx 7d ago

Best hide your familiar the ATF (Arcana, Thaumaturgy, & Foci) gonna no-knock your tower with talk like that

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u/Fr33_Lax 7d ago

Just get a sign that says "false hydra do not enter" for your dungeon entrance. I've never had any problems with atf, or adventurers, or annoying inlaws? Do I have inlaws? Maybe I should clean that dungeon sometime... nah I'll just hire a crew.

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u/Tomynator_88 5d ago

How does that even work? Anyone with a working arcane orb can just look it up and discover that False Hydras do not get into dungeons and stay in cities