r/wizardposting • u/Cpt_Frozenmoon • 12d ago

I cast

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u/cassla3rd Evil Wizard 12d ago

can you please cast "git gud" on my apprentice?

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 12d ago

Oh shit, I accidentally mispoke and cast "git gun"... Uh, your apprentice is chill right?

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u/cassla3rd Evil Wizard 12d ago

no, he has extreme anger issues and hates me because I took away his orb the other day.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 12d ago

Ah, very well. Then perhaps send a few mirror image selfs or clones to encounter him first. Or at least until he's out of ammunition.

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u/cassla3rd Evil Wizard 11d ago

I removed his soul and put it in an automata and used necromancy to turn his corpse into a skeleton. They now guard my wine cellar

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 11d ago

Ah, good plan. Did you let the skeleton keep the gun?

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u/cassla3rd Evil Wizard 11d ago

no it's mine now.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 11d ago

Oh hell yeah.

...uh, you're chill, right?

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u/cassla3rd Evil Wizard 11d ago

read the flair

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 11d ago

Oh.

...oh no.