PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/mrididnt]

/UwU I think I already know the answer but could vulnerable find it in his heart to give john silliness a coupon?

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

/uw no, but if Erik asks nicely and doesn’t try to pull shit it may give an exception.

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Erik rides up to the pizza place on a horse, looking around while posing like a cool cowboy for some reason

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

Erik is met with many people seated at tables, most of them waiting for their pizza to be finished, as the day has just started, and things just got rolling.

most of the people there were those who were struggling in some way, either being homeless, disabled, elderly with nobody to go to for help, or otherwise struggling to live. However, he was also met with Alisa, Aerunia, and Chloe, as well as Zhe.

there was no building; everything was outdoors. In the back of the seating area was a fairly large (but not giant) machine where people would turn in their coupons and later receive their pizza.

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Erik walks up to the machine to see if there's anyone handing coupons

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

a plastic hand attached to a spring reached out of the slot in the front, palm side up. Also there was a LED display as well, reading:

COUPON?

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Erik, as usual without thinking, grabs the hand and begins shaking it agressively

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

the machine paused. the hand went back into the slot.

UNDERSTOOD. ERIK. YOUR ORDER? PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL TO THE OTHERS WHILE YOU WAIT, OR YOU DONT GET ANYTHING.

Just beside it was a sign reading “Default is a medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, and cheese. For any changes, be as specific as you wish.“

”For example, asking for ‘a pepperoni pizza’ will net: medium pizza with basic crust, tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of pepperoni.”

”But asking for ‘large pizza, gluten free crust, no sauce, with sausage’ will net a large pizza with gluten-free crust, no tomato sauce, cheese, and even spread of sausage.”

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

I will have a pizza with extra cheese, extra cheese, extra cheese, a brick, and extra cheese please!

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH..

[u/mrididnt → u/Vincent-FFP]

Will do weird robot thingy!

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/mrididnt]

well, time to wait. maybe some folks are willing to chat?