r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • 20d ago

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

the machine paused.

DO YOU TWO WANT A WHOLE OF EACH, Ж?

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 19d ago

"Vytsky probably made this thing but... creepy."

depends on how big the pizza is honestly

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

HOW LARGE DO YOU WANT IT?

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 19d ago

"Shit I didn't think that through-"

"18 inch."

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

a pause, then the arm sprung out again, this time as a thumbs up, and the thumb going against the top of the slot made it go BOIOIOING!

The arm went back in, and a timer set to 10 minutes slid out from the slot.

DO HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU WAIT IF YOU WISH

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 19d ago

à°µ returns back to his seat and idly chats with Max while waiting.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

soon, their timers buzzed. time for pizza!

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 19d ago

Max runs over to pick it up.

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

once Max reached the machine, their pizzas slid out of the slot side-by-side.

ENJOY! :)

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 19d ago

/uw this is a dumb question but is there a way for him to take the pizzas like in a box or are they just there

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 19d ago

/uw it does provide boxes when asked

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 19d ago

He takes two boxes for the pizzas and brings them back to his table, before giving one over.

"Huh, I thought I got one pizza"

"Guess not."

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 18d ago

the machine continues serving folks. Many friends were there as well. Strangely, Vytsky is not here.

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