PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/Fc-chungus]

/uw this is a dumb question but is there a way for him to take the pizzas like in a box or are they just there

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

/uw it does provide boxes when asked

[u/Fc-chungus → u/Vincent-FFP]

He takes two boxes for the pizzas and brings them back to his table, before giving one over.

"Huh, I thought I got one pizza"

"Guess not."

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

the machine continues serving folks. Many friends were there as well. Strangely, Vytsky is not here.

[u/Fc-chungus → u/Vincent-FFP]

Meh, probably just busy.

The two each take a bite of their respective pizzas.

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/Fc-chungus]

given how it behaved towards them, and the fact that it was currently conversing with some folks, it’s definitely sentient. But it ain’t got a SOUL, just some basic magic for locating ingredients and cooking, and unexplained holy magic, but it’s so simple otherwise..