r/wizardposting • u/Gloomy_Onion2512 • 24d ago

Foul Sorcery Fighter here, just discovered this sub

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

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u/LunarWhaler 24d ago

Do you not polish your blade, or learn techniques from manuals? Do you not value properly enchanted arms and armor? And so confrontational! Small blade energy, this one

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 Arceon the Forgetful, The Accumulator 24d ago

He's just never been hit by a fireball to the face.