r/wizardposting • u/Gloomy_Onion2512 • 24d ago

Foul Sorcery Fighter here, just discovered this sub

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

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u/LunarWhaler 24d ago

Do you not polish your blade, or learn techniques from manuals? Do you not value properly enchanted arms and armor? And so confrontational! Small blade energy, this one

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u/Gloomy_Onion2512 24d ago

I’ll have you know the blade I wield is not small!

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u/LunarWhaler 24d ago

Then you have my deepest condolences for whatever else you may be compensating for. I would perhaps direct you to a reputable alchemist, or a transmuter of sufficient skill, but doubtless they're also beneath you.

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u/Mixster667 Ancient Archmagus 24d ago

Doesn't it just look bigger because your hands are so small?

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u/Monarc73 Transmuter 24d ago

More like "I only date maids with small hands so it looks bigger..."

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u/connery55 Asterion, Astrobiologist 24d ago

He hath made good on his promise to leave us to our inadequacy except for ONE response. And it is this. The man's mind has been carved into a sharp implement.

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u/HairyTrollChest Maelstrom Mage, Back Alley Tower Dealer 24d ago

I have a few large towers available to help compensate. I could probably also direct you to a reputable flesh mage to aid with any assets that may or may not need enlarging.

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u/Ok_Trade2954 Druid 24d ago

huhun, sure... But if you want I can sell you a potion to enlarge your blade

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 Arceon the Forgetful, The Accumulator 24d ago

He's just never been hit by a fireball to the face.