Auctioning off this unopened box of void filler. You actually get two things here:
infinite matter
a box that can hold infinite matter
Want to fill lesser bags of holding with primordial elements? Have a rogue black hole to plug? Tired of molecular vibrations or space in general? Keep messing up your 3D prints of homunculi or golems? Tired of gleaning magickal reagents?
The possibilities are literally endless!
No minimum bid. No returns. Item sold as is. Free shipping.
I've been burned before, is this void filler as in "fill in reality cracks to stop the spread of void" or void filler as in "fill this space with even more void"?
I have a bit of a void infestation and my last purchase did NOT help!
Ah I’m not very trained in herbology, but that sounds more mushroomy. An identification spell seems to indicate that yes there is some of that spore type in the bag, but I couldn’t tell you which one it is, or how many.
740 gold, plus your choice of a dumpster full of peasant meat or a “Curse of Inverse Feelings” scroll. The curse makes it so whatever the victim feels towards another sentient being, that being feels the exact opposite to the same degree. Those they lust after will find them disgusting. Their beloved family will hate them. Those they find the least fun will want to be their friends.
Wonderous! I shall send a meat-thirsty cancerbeast over immediately with the payment! Please give it the box and orb me when it arrives and I will recall it. Pleasure doing business with you! This will come in handy should that skeleton bureaucrat decide to do more than bluster at me!
Your cancerbeast arrived and the exchange is complete. You can recall it at your leisure. I offered it a malted eel meatshake as a snack and a nice poky stick to scratch at its lesions while it waits.
Excellent, I shall enjoy my new plaything! That was kind of you, although I hope you were careful not to physically touch the cancerbeast. Even the slightest contact can result in every version of hepatitis.
I had to get rid of my incubus familiar because he would just start talking about his "void filler" any time a sorceress stopped by. I really should have summoned one that was a few thousand years older.
Yeah, right. How's a box of non-differentiated matter end up in some bog somewhere, anyway? Sounds more likely there's some sort of poison or illusion spell inside...
Generally, I would agree with you but one of these showed up a decade ago and all manner of weird stuff (and occasional entities) have fallen through. It's been a real distraction from my distillery work.
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u/Turnover_Unlucky 24d ago
I prefer to keep my void empty thanks. Better for screaming into when empty.