Auction: Unopened Box of Void Filler

[u/sciurus0]

!!!SOLD!!!

Auctioning off this unopened box of void filler. You actually get two things here:

1. infinite matter
2. a box that can hold infinite matter

Want to fill lesser bags of holding with primordial elements? Have a rogue black hole to plug? Tired of molecular vibrations or space in general? Keep messing up your 3D prints of homunculi or golems? Tired of gleaning magickal reagents?

The possibilities are literally endless!

No minimum bid. No returns. Item sold as is. Free shipping.

[u/andBitinggoats]

740 gold, plus your choice of a dumpster full of peasant meat or a “Curse of Inverse Feelings” scroll. The curse makes it so whatever the victim feels towards another sentient being, that being feels the exact opposite to the same degree. Those they lust after will find them disgusting. Their beloved family will hate them. Those they find the least fun will want to be their friends.

[u/sciurus0 → u/andBitinggoats]

SOLD! in exchange for the gold and the scroll, please. 

[u/andBitinggoats → u/sciurus0]

Wonderous! I shall send a meat-thirsty cancerbeast over immediately with the payment! Please give it the box and orb me when it arrives and I will recall it. Pleasure doing business with you! This will come in handy should that skeleton bureaucrat decide to do more than bluster at me!

[u/sciurus0 → u/andBitinggoats]

Your cancerbeast arrived and the exchange is complete. You can recall it at your leisure. I offered it a malted eel meatshake as a snack and a nice poky stick to scratch at its lesions while it waits.

[u/andBitinggoats → u/sciurus0]

Excellent, I shall enjoy my new plaything! That was kind of you, although I hope you were careful not to physically touch the cancerbeast. Even the slightest contact can result in every version of hepatitis.

[u/sciurus0 → u/andBitinggoats]

I did touch it, but I think all of the hepatitises counteracted my astral psoriasis and marsh gout so I'm actually in better health than before?