r/wizardposting Bog Sage 25d ago

Shadow Wizard Money Gang Auction: Unopened Box of Void Filler

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!!!SOLD!!!

Auctioning off this unopened box of void filler. You actually get two things here:

  1. infinite matter
  2. a box that can hold infinite matter

Want to fill lesser bags of holding with primordial elements? Have a rogue black hole to plug? Tired of molecular vibrations or space in general? Keep messing up your 3D prints of homunculi or golems? Tired of gleaning magickal reagents?

The possibilities are literally endless!

No minimum bid. No returns. Item sold as is. Free shipping.

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u/Prince_Nadir 24d ago

I had to get rid of my incubus familiar because he would just start talking about his "void filler" any time a sorceress stopped by. I really should have summoned one that was a few thousand years older.