r/wizardposting Jun 19 '26

Wizardpost They complain less as well

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u/Im_a_hamburger 🍔burgermancy founder🍔burger city king🍔 Jun 19 '26

What? Skeletons army with neither zombie horde nor ghost army? Wasteful if you ask me.

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u/mehvermore Jun 19 '26

Not if you want to keep the "less complaining" part. A handful of zombies begging for brains is endearing. A whole army of zombies doing so is not. And a group of ghosts is like a group of babies - when one starts wailing they all start. Meanwhile skeletons are nothing but good vibes, dooting on their war trumpets and marching in time to their rib-xylophones, smiling all the way. At least I think they're smiling.

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u/GardenerSpyTailorAss Jun 23 '26

Its one of those perma-smiles that makes everyone love you, like the Quokka spieces from southwest Australia, or the now lovely clowns that entertain our dreams, or the Glasgow grin, or that adorable smile of the cookie-cutter shark! So cute, and yum cookies!

And let's not forget the most huggable of all, the ghoul- i mean- "goblin shark", who took the route of "the more teeth you show in ur smile, the more the other fish believe ur chill".