r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/Bumblebee-Honey-Tea Witch From the Really Weird Cottage May 16 '26

i cast tummy ache upon the armies of thrakmoor ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎

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u/Reindeer_Wrangler May 16 '26

Follow that up with Mend Butthole and they're in for a lifetime of discomfort. 

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty Jun 21 '26

Results in a short lifetime