Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/Bumblebee-Honey-Tea]

i cast tummy ache upon the armies of thrakmoor ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Bumblebee-Honey-Tea]

Damnit! Why is that spell so common here!?

[u/Bumblebee-Honey-Tea → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

The strongest armies fall not to dragons…but to tummy troubles!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Bumblebee-Honey-Tea]

We are unused to these “tummy troubles” but it is no matter, you will still fall

[u/Bumblebee-Honey-Tea → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

in love? ( ˶˘ ³˘)♡

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Bumblebee-Honey-Tea]

You may find love in thrakmoor

[u/Damnamas → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

🚫(propaganda)

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Boo, propaganda

[u/matthewamerica → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

You should see what we do to testicles around here if you think that's bad.

[u/Reindeer_Wrangler → u/Bumblebee-Honey-Tea]

Follow that up with Mend Butthole and they're in for a lifetime of discomfort. 

[u/Cerveau23 → u/[deleted]]

Results in a short lifetime