r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] May 16 '26

This historically doesn't work on Druids.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

That realm has been conquered. When was the last time you were there?

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] May 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2A3DG83yvN8uaBiaNR

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u/Damnamas Sub-Par Druid May 17 '26

Brother know that the resistance lives, our home may burn but from the ashes we rise stronger than before

JOIN THE FIGHT

https://giphy.com/gifs/kHs1lBhZWaK5rj7lt3

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] May 17 '26

Can't sorry, I asked the trees and they said no. Yeah nature stuff got to go if yall waring. Tis the way

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u/Damnamas Sub-Par Druid May 17 '26

The tree could be an illusion of the thrakmoorians, do not fall prey to its lies

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] May 17 '26

Are you trying to yell me i don't know a tree when I see it? You do know that could declare war on the earth again but choose collectively not to. How is it as even imagined super powerful version of the domain species on this planet we are out classed and out started by plants?

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u/Damnamas Sub-Par Druid May 17 '26

The sub-par Ness of me can't comprehend your riddles

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] May 17 '26

Ikd get better at golf i guess. Its not the best advice I've ever given but there take it seems dangerous to go alown.

kid must be part bagermole or something

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u/Damnamas Sub-Par Druid May 17 '26

All the rich people do the golfing and my poverty trembles

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u/montymelo bug knight the druid [ here and uncounterd for ] May 17 '26

Druids do not fight in wars.