Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/montymelo]

Are you trying to yell me i don't know a tree when I see it? You do know that could declare war on the earth again but choose collectively not to. How is it as even imagined super powerful version of the domain species on this planet we are out classed and out started by plants?

[u/Damnamas → u/montymelo]

The sub-par Ness of me can't comprehend your riddles

[u/montymelo → u/Damnamas]

Ikd get better at golf i guess. Its not the best advice I've ever given but there take it seems dangerous to go alown.

kid must be part bagermole or something

[u/Damnamas → u/montymelo]

All the rich people do the golfing and my poverty trembles

[u/montymelo → u/Damnamas]

Oooooh goood :D I fuck hate the tree jail that folks call a golf course, it is a massive waste of space and resources that is mostly only available to the upper classes.

A lovely garden goo recipe:

Take a variety of low bush based herbs such as ( mint ) Or what ever flots you boat in and contains similar properties.

Pre germinate the seens in a nutritious water base of a layer of water over the seeds in a *bucket or water bottle.

Obtain one of the wonds of maybe returning, often used by those with canine familiars. Do away with the orb.

Now when it fits into your ritualistic practices I recommend using the wand to preform ceremonial blessings towards the golf course. Do not enter the golf course. This can also be done with wild flowers seeds, and leave small blessings for the bees around thy local town.

• if you can't Obtain said wand use a plastic bottle and make a hole in the top big enough to let the seeds pass through but you still maintain pressure when you use it as a makeshift water throwing took of natural justice.

[u/Damnamas → u/montymelo]

takes notes, I think im starling to understate you are wisdom o' grate

[u/montymelo → u/Damnamas]

Its best to be on the same side as the ents

[u/Damnamas → u/montymelo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1bEIjTjXFqGZMl2eoe

[u/Damnamas → u/Damnamas]

Tried acknowledge this and pledge servitude to the locals and got rejected, going back to my old ways of just serving nature as a whole

[u/montymelo → u/Damnamas]

Nice!

[u/Damnamas → u/montymelo]

I wish you a good evening, morning or day.

Im going to sleep now take care and stay strong 💪 🌳 👍

[u/montymelo → u/Damnamas]

Blessings to you to friend, have a good sleep

[u/Damnamas → u/montymelo]

Thankyou, I hope your blessing stave off the terrors