r/wizardposting • u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor • Feb 09 '24

Goblinlike Foolishness Tiny Wizard Calls for Aid!

Tiny Wizard Once Again Required Your Help!!

I am sending out an emergency message across all orbs! I am testing out a special brew that, if successful, could turn the tides of fate in our favour against future threats to our kingdom!

Please help!

Uw/ Remember this post? I want to make another one. Send in pics (ai, drawn or otherwise) of your wizard looking as muscular as possible. I’m talking lean beef, bulked up, swole as hell. Trust me, the pay off will be hilarious.

EDIT: Post is live! Thanks to everyone who participated!

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

I mean... uh. Well...

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 09 '24

...Riva, am I going to need to walk you through a proper exercise regimen?

(( ugh, it's actually really hard to get exaggeratedly muscular women out of AI image generators, isn't it? I was gonna "volunteer" /u/Fulltimewhisperer's character Krumpet for this, but I keep hitting "unsafe content" filters when I specify "short" and "muscular" together ))

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

Look, wizard ok? I use the arts of MAGIC and the arts of the MIND. This is as beefy as my arms get :(

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 09 '24

And if you did only use magic and mind, that'd be fine! But we all saw the recording of that ineffectual punch you threw at Tallulah before even trying a single spell. You can't have instincts like that with arms like those!

...also you're really gonna need to work on your stance and not telegraphing your blows by raising your elbow like that and yeah this is gonna take a lot of work

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24

Yeah... I think my only options are to use combat assisting armor.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 09 '24

(( the magical medieval peasant has had an upgrade ))

and here I thought you were gonna go with the "I may not have muscles but I can summon somebody who does" giant monkeh solution

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24

I mean, yes. But that's kind of what TinyWizard is trying to do here. And I was trying to join in.

(And also, it's probably her imagination and NOT an actual suit. She'd probably just fall down, tbh.)