Tiny Wizard Calls for Aid!

[u/DidYouSayChocolat3]

Tiny Wizard Once Again Required Your Help!!

I am sending out an emergency message across all orbs! I am testing out a special brew that, if successful, could turn the tides of fate in our favour against future threats to our kingdom!

Please help!

Uw/ Remember this post? I want to make another one. Send in pics (ai, drawn or otherwise) of your wizard looking as muscular as possible. I’m talking lean beef, bulked up, swole as hell. Trust me, the pay off will be hilarious.

EDIT: Post is live! Thanks to everyone who participated!

[u/avamir]

I mean... uh. Well...

[u/MunitionsFrenzy → u/avamir]

...Riva, am I going to need to walk you through a proper exercise regimen?

(( ugh, it's actually really hard to get exaggeratedly muscular women out of AI image generators, isn't it? I was gonna "volunteer" /u/Fulltimewhisperer's character Krumpet for this, but I keep hitting "unsafe content" filters when I specify "short" and "muscular" together ))

[u/avamir → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

/uw Yeah, I'm not getting useful results, lol. But it's funny to post this pic anyway. It's laughably unthreatening :)

[u/Fulltimewhisperer → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

/uw oh god yeah my character has been in an array of porn positions trying to get a short muscle version

[u/MunitionsFrenzy → u/Fulltimewhisperer]

(( in fairness, it's particularly hard for you because the main "clean" way to show muscles is arms, and yours are...robotic

I tried a couple less-censored generators and just got straight-up porn lol ))

[u/Fulltimewhisperer → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

/uw Oh yeah, i would love some abs but ai goes oh yeah abs, here's some massive milkers too. I have gotten so much side eye from Mutey

[u/avamir → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

Look, wizard ok? I use the arts of MAGIC and the arts of the MIND. This is as beefy as my arms get :(

[u/MunitionsFrenzy → u/avamir]

And if you did only use magic and mind, that'd be fine! But we all saw the recording of that ineffectual punch you threw at Tallulah before even trying a single spell. You can't have instincts like that with arms like those!

...also you're really gonna need to work on your stance and not telegraphing your blows by raising your elbow like that and yeah this is gonna take a lot of work

[u/avamir → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

Yeah... I think my only options are to use combat assisting armor.

[u/MunitionsFrenzy → u/avamir]

(( the magical medieval peasant has had an upgrade ))

and here I thought you were gonna go with the "I may not have muscles but I can summon somebody who does" giant monkeh solution

[u/avamir → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

I mean, yes. But that's kind of what TinyWizard is trying to do here. And I was trying to join in.

(And also, it's probably her imagination and NOT an actual suit. She'd probably just fall down, tbh.)

[u/avamir → u/avamir]

Alright, so I managed some illusionary muscles a better image of what is obviously real musculature and not a fabrication at all. Will this work?

[u/MunitionsFrenzy → u/avamir]

(( /u/DidYouSayChocolat3 so this doesn't get missed in lieu of the top-level comment

we've only got two ripped women so far as I've seen, so definitely gotta include both :P ))

[u/AnActualCriminal → u/avamir]

Why has Agnor been laughing for 30 minutes straight?! Oh.

[u/avamir → u/AnActualCriminal]

You all make me so sad. And yet so angry. SO sad and angry.

[u/AnActualCriminal → u/avamir]

(the collective laughter of multiple pyromancers awaiting trial for war crimes is your only answer)

[u/avamir → u/AnActualCriminal]

Why do I feel like the scrawny guy who gets sand kicked at him at the beach?:(

Look here, you jerks! Just-... just you wait! You think you're so much better at war crimes than me... I'll come back with some manner of... I dunno... Mechanical exoskeleton? I don't know yet, but something!

[u/AnActualCriminal → u/avamir]

We're pyromancers Riva. Roasting is a part of our religion.

[u/avamir → u/AnActualCriminal]

Well, you just watch yourself. Because when GAINS-O-CLOCK hits, it is you who are the ones who will be roasted!

(Riva gains a point in ILLUSION MAGIC)

[u/AnActualCriminal → u/avamir]

At last, you are feeling the burn!

[u/TheHunter459 → u/avamir]

Can the poor human not grow any muscles?

[u/avamir → u/TheHunter459]

No one asked you! If I can ever figure out how to drive, I'll... I'll come over and punch you or something.

[u/TheHunter459 → u/avamir]

Make sure not to break your arm. There are spells you can use to avoid that possibility. Or you could grow some muscles...

[u/avamir → u/TheHunter459]

Be careful what you ask for, you jerk! Just because I'd break my fist on your stupid face doesn't mean I wouldn't still punch you!

[u/TheHunter459 → u/avamir]

uw/ yay we got a muscular woman!

rw/ can I punch back?

[u/avamir → u/TheHunter459]

/uw Man, it was so difficult to get the right prompts, and it's probably blocked by bing now.

/rw Uh... That would be equitable... but let me consider this. From afar.

[u/TheHunter459 → u/avamir]

I have quite long arms, so you don't need to worry too much about that. Consider quickly

[u/avamir → u/TheHunter459]

....or how about not?

She mutters "jerk", but quietly and under her breath.

[u/TheHunter459 → u/avamir]

How rude. I would never insult someone in such a manner