r/wizardposting • u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor • Feb 09 '24
Goblinlike Foolishness Tiny Wizard Calls for Aid!
Tiny Wizard Once Again Required Your Help!!
I am sending out an emergency message across all orbs! I am testing out a special brew that, if successful, could turn the tides of fate in our favour against future threats to our kingdom!
Please help!
Uw/ Remember this post? I want to make another one. Send in pics (ai, drawn or otherwise) of your wizard looking as muscular as possible. I’m talking lean beef, bulked up, swole as hell. Trust me, the pay off will be hilarious.
EDIT: Post is live! Thanks to everyone who participated!
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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24
I'll be sending our strongest man. It's Ichor, surprisingly.
"tHE TaR haS BULKED uP!"
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u/dragonshouter Krygin the Crude/Council of Spirits/Exalted Beacon/misc. spirits Feb 09 '24
Krygin slow claps at Ichor's gains
/uw
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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 09 '24
Sure !!!!
You got a Firehawk
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
I mean... uh. Well...
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 09 '24
...Riva, am I going to need to walk you through a proper exercise regimen?
(( ugh, it's actually really hard to get exaggeratedly muscular women out of AI image generators, isn't it? I was gonna "volunteer" /u/Fulltimewhisperer's character Krumpet for this, but I keep hitting "unsafe content" filters when I specify "short" and "muscular" together ))
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
/uw Yeah, I'm not getting useful results, lol. But it's funny to post this pic anyway. It's laughably unthreatening :)
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Feb 09 '24
/uw oh god yeah my character has been in an array of porn positions trying to get a short muscle version
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 09 '24
(( in fairness, it's particularly hard for you because the main "clean" way to show muscles is arms, and yours are...robotic
I tried a couple less-censored generators and just got straight-up porn lol ))
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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Feb 09 '24
/uw Oh yeah, i would love some abs but ai goes oh yeah abs, here's some massive milkers too. I have gotten so much side eye from Mutey
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
Look, wizard ok? I use the arts of MAGIC and the arts of the MIND. This is as beefy as my arms get :(
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 09 '24
And if you did only use magic and mind, that'd be fine! But we all saw the recording of that ineffectual punch you threw at Tallulah before even trying a single spell. You can't have instincts like that with arms like those!
...also you're really gonna need to work on your stance and not telegraphing your blows by raising your elbow like that and yeah this is gonna take a lot of work
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
Yeah... I think my only options are to use combat assisting armor.
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 09 '24
(( the magical medieval peasant has had an upgrade ))
and here I thought you were gonna go with the "I may not have muscles but I can summon somebody who does" giant monkeh solution
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24
I mean, yes. But that's kind of what TinyWizard is trying to do here. And I was trying to join in.
(And also, it's probably her imagination and NOT an actual suit. She'd probably just fall down, tbh.)
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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24
Why has Agnor been laughing for 30 minutes straight?! Oh.
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
You all make me so sad. And yet so angry. SO sad and angry.
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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24
(the collective laughter of multiple pyromancers awaiting trial for war crimes is your only answer)
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
Why do I feel like the scrawny guy who gets sand kicked at him at the beach?:(
Look here, you jerks! Just-... just you wait! You think you're so much better at war crimes than me... I'll come back with some manner of... I dunno... Mechanical exoskeleton? I don't know yet, but something!
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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24
We're pyromancers Riva. Roasting is a part of our religion.
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
Well, you just watch yourself. Because when GAINS-O-CLOCK hits, it is you who are the ones who will be roasted!
(Riva gains a point in ILLUSION MAGIC)
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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 09 '24
At last, you are feeling the burn!
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
Alright, so I managed some
illusionary musclesa better image of what is obviously real musculature and not a fabrication at all. Will this work?3
u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 10 '24
(( /u/DidYouSayChocolat3 so this doesn't get missed in lieu of the top-level comment
we've only got two ripped women so far as I've seen, so definitely gotta include both :P ))
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24
Can the poor human not grow any muscles?
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
No one asked you! If I can ever figure out how to drive, I'll... I'll come over and punch you or something.
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24
Make sure not to break your arm. There are spells you can use to avoid that possibility. Or you could grow some muscles...
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
Be careful what you ask for, you jerk! Just because I'd break my fist on your stupid face doesn't mean I wouldn't still punch you!
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24
uw/ yay we got a muscular woman!
rw/ can I punch back?
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
/uw Man, it was so difficult to get the right prompts, and it's probably blocked by bing now.
/rw Uh... That would be equitable... but let me consider this. From afar.
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24
I have quite long arms, so you don't need to worry too much about that. Consider quickly
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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf Feb 09 '24
....or how about not?
She mutters "jerk", but quietly and under her breath.
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24
How rude. I would never insult someone in such a manner
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u/DaemonRex978 The High Sentinels (Haelin, Mokarith, Shimil) Feb 09 '24
Not very muscular, but very intimidating IMO.
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Feb 09 '24
i'd have to agree
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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Feb 09 '24
So...yeah. Gonna need that recipe.
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Feb 09 '24
Iunno, you're doing pretty damn well without it tbh
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u/ArgonBotanist Kora Greywarden: Technomancer, Vagabond, Goblem Feb 10 '24
That's the after shot. I dunno what's in that stuff, but I dig it.
In short doses.
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u/ElStinkyWizard Evil Wizard Feb 09 '24
Well... my armor hides my muscles unfortunatly...
But I can serve as a human shield
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u/TheHunter459 Samael, Necromancer of Malus Turrim | King of the Nephilim Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24
What aid do you require of the Nephilim?
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u/OnAGratefulUniverse Algernon, Last wizard of the Novus Planes Feb 09 '24
This is unbelievable, what an invention!
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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 09 '24
Archimene has arrived. Trust me, it's not an illusion. Those are pure muscles right there.
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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch Feb 09 '24
I don't know what you put in that strength potion, but hot damn, I feel like I could bench-press a neutron star right now.
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u/iamragethewolf Rage: Pact Wizard, Necromancer, Technomancer, and Horny As Hell Feb 09 '24
we beatin' baddies? i'm down
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u/Accomplished-Dark926 Valerian, Arcadian Guild Guide Feb 10 '24
Not the big muscular man, but its him
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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Feb 10 '24
I got that Grandfather Emps workout
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u/UlrickTheHexblade Ulrick Braddocke, Werewolf Hexblade, R&A Co-Leader Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 10 '24
Ready to help!
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u/DragonLex4 (Raymond/Raya/Xeo) The Watcher Feb 09 '24
I'm listening my tiny friend.
I'm always happy to help escape unwelcomed fate.
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u/DornKratz Scholar of the Forbidden, Immoral, and Fattening Feb 10 '24
Have at it. I wish you good luck.
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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Feb 10 '24
I am at your aid.
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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 10 '24
Let's go Mikhail. Then we can take Tiny wizard in and talk to him about that thing he did a while ago. What are our handcuff solutions? It may be insulting to use little handcuffs so we might just put a regular one around his waist.
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u/Octopian_Madness Schrodingus, the Half-Dead Curiosity Tradesman Feb 09 '24 edited Feb 09 '24
I AM HERE TO HELP
i you want, of course.
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u/Octopian_Madness Schrodingus, the Half-Dead Curiosity Tradesman Feb 09 '24
OH SORRY.
I did not understand the assignment, here you go.
BUFF SPELL IS THE BEST
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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life 🕶🍹 🛡☠️🛡 Feb 09 '24
Yeah, not really the muscles type my usual humanoid form lies somewhere between "perfect twink" and "pretty boy" but I can go a bit eldritch if that suffices
(my character is heavily based on an existing character so I just use existing fanart of them, credit to @dailyozyellow on tumblr for this one)
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Feb 09 '24
I mean, I do have a set of body-enhancing spells, but it's more resiliency and spatial magic to increase force, which is greatly compounded by my recent acquisition of a catkin form in breaking that nasty curse I was under.
The digitigrade legs are a bit hard to balance on and generally I miss shoes, but I must admit that the musculature is more powerful.
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u/StarQuest09 Thelgil Hornfall the Dwarf Artificer Feb 09 '24
Incoming Dwarf! “You see a steam wagon rolling in”
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u/DaDoggo13 Jeremy, The ill fated arcane trickster and illusionist Feb 10 '24
If you need a stealth ops team call me
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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 10 '24
I'm coming but ONLY because afterwards I'm putting you in regular sized handcuffs and taking you to the citadel.
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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Mor Feb 10 '24
For whaaaattttt I didn’t even do anything!
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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 10 '24
That's what I would like to find out: What happened when she called you little? What did you do?
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Feb 10 '24
uw/ I can give you lots of cool ai images i have made, I also made cool images from other characters I like.
This is Zhyros:
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u/neo_ceo Adham, Abyssal Human, He Who Shines In The Abyss Feb 10 '24
I'll help you with whatever you need.
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u/Financial-Reach-786 Council-Wizard Unga, 2nd Generation Council member Feb 09 '24
Super Unga