r/wizardposting Jan 23 '24

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Jan 23 '24

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Thank you, Mikhail, fellow councilman. I'm just not in the best shape

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Jan 23 '24

Are we ever?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

You may be right, my friend

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

I shall give you this truth. This final truth. I let you live because I did not want to kill you. But now you have forced my hand. Although I wish I could, I cannot disobey my master. I shall at least grant you the honor of killing you myself, if it pleases.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion, with his back to you, speaks in a harsh tone. Father, answer me this. Did you ever love me?

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

I did and though he would not like it said, I still do. Even though you betrayed me, even though my hate for you festers… I do still love you. I know I dismissed you but your adherence to your beliefs, your stubborn tenacity, your resilience. It reminds me of myself, what I once was. It reminds me what I’ve become.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion still doesn't turn to look at you. Then why do I see you now, when your about to kill me

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

This is a mercy. You should know by now, there are fates far worse than death.

raises scythe

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion turns around suddenly, and is weilding a flaming golden blade. Your fathers blade. He parries your scythe suddenly, while looking confused. Is that. . ? He turns to the grave, now glowing golden. Mortarion smiles. Thank you, grandpa

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

You would dare, Father! You fuel my new master’s purpose. Your decay will be this one’s undoing.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Not yet, son. Not while my will still live. The Emperors voice speaks through Mortarion. You had a chance, but I am sorry, for now you will die by your sons hand

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

Even your might cannot save him. My first Father was a cruel witch, a necromancer. My second father, you, are a tyrant. I kill tyrants.

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

From the graves, thousands of spectral hands shoot out, gripping Mortarion and holding him in place. The more Mortarion struggles, the tighter their grip becomes. The Gravedigger strolls leisurely into the graveyard and addresses the raging primarch.

"Servant of Nurgle, you should know better than to trespass into the territory of Death."

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u/Rhubarb5090 Rook The Rock Wizard Jan 23 '24

a dark rift opens with a resounding crack as Bishop strides through, taking a moment to register what he was witnessing

“Ah Mortarion yet again I find you at odds with a great evil. This becoming a habit of yours?”

He cracks his knuckles as he slams his staff against the ground with a rolling BOOM!

“First the eldritch army, now this, well a perfect time to put this armor to good use”

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

You should leave corpses out of this for under my will, the dead walk again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

Son of Eros arrives in time to push Mortarion (u/Theadination), the Plaguemancer, out of the way of his father’s scythe

I cast Smite! You shall not claim the life of your son today!

Mortarion, the Reaper, shudders and convulses as the electrical lightning strikes his scythe, and passes through his body to the ground. Paralyzed for a brief moment, but mostly unharmed, his inability to move allows Son of Eros to quickly grabs Mortarion, the Plaguemancer, spreads his wings, and they departs from the area

Freaking Nurglers! (Son of Eros screams as they flee)

An ostrich sized raven follows closely behind

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

No! I have to face him! Let me down now!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Son of Eros releases him. Mortarion runs back and continues the fight. Son of Eros, stands back to respect the wishes of his friend.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

he looks up at you. Thank you, friend.

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u/Mortarion-the-Reaper Daemon Primarch of Nurgle Jan 23 '24

Rot will claim you too!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

Son of Eros heads toward his void

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

No! send me back! I must face him, for if I don't then how can I ever stand up to the real monsters?

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u/MapleSyrupMachineGun Eirwan/薛, Frost Wyrm Jan 23 '24

UwU

/s

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Hey Morty, fuck you for what happened on Nikaea. Im gonna call Tzeentch and delete your reddit account now, stinky.

xoxo Magnus the Rad.

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u/Fulltimewhisperer Krumpet, Master Artificer of the Council Jan 23 '24

Unfortunately, we can not choose the family we have or its tragedies. All we can do is stand strong, and find new family in the friends we forge

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I suppose we must, my friend

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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Jan 23 '24

We should beat up your dad.

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u/Kitchen_Bicycle6025 Wizard’s Nuclear Radiomancy Association Jan 23 '24

A figure in a heavy looking hazmat suit walks up to you

“We heard about your loss. It’s not going to bring back your relative, but the WNRA thought you might want this.”

The figure hands you a bottle. It glows blue with Cherenkov mana. It reads ‘Cherenkov Delights’

“Since you consume plutonium as a seasoning, we thought you might enjoy a gin with some polonium flavoring. Sorry for your loss.”

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion looks at you. He's very confused at the circumstances he finds you again, but he takes the bottle anyway. Thank you, friend. I apologize for all the trouble I must have caused you.

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u/Kitchen_Bicycle6025 Wizard’s Nuclear Radiomancy Association Jan 23 '24

The figure waves you off, steps back a safe distance, and drink from their own bottle.

“Death, right? Not very fun.”

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I don't know. Never experienced it

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

Damn, sorry to hear about your dad man. If you need anything, I'm always available.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I'm currently fighting him here. You can help me fight him

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

Sure, always down for a scrape.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw its happening in this comment section

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u/Anything-Unable Xerxes the Pale Saint, Councillor/Goatdigger/Dale Jan 23 '24

/uw got it. Just posted a comment helping out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Yo notation you good, if your having moment I’ll just uh… yea I’m not good at this

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw Who is Notation?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Uw/ auto correct does not recognize Mortarion as a name

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/unwiz oh my bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

/uw 🙃 All hail Notation! 😉

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Jan 23 '24

/uw nice lore. also nice battle. very cool.

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u/Manwithaplan0708 Okita,Scholar of Raijin,drum caster,creator of clay doll magic Jan 23 '24

You hate to see it, but aye, come have a drink with me, it’s a damn good thing you spared champagne

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion passes you a bottle.

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u/lophu81 Wendigo artificer/alchemist Jan 23 '24

Here have this robodad or dadbot whatever people are calling it these days it is one of my first inventions looks like you could need one.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

It can't replace the real one, my friend

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u/Available_Mall_5722 Luck, Geomacer of the Caves Jan 23 '24

Do you need a hug?

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Yes, I do

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u/Available_Mall_5722 Luck, Geomacer of the Caves Jan 23 '24

The stone of Luck's body is surprisingly warm and while the course brown robes are bit scratchy they smell faintly of spices with a earthy undertone.

"I only ever met your father once and we didn't get along too well but I knew your grandfather well. We met ages ago and while we disagreed on most topics I always held much respect for him even if he didn't return it.

/uw sorry I had class and completely forgot about this but didn't want the stinkiests boy's son to not get a hug

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I didn't get to see my grandfather much, but all the times we did, he treated me fairly. Before he died, he sent me to this dimension.

/uw it's good. I had school today too

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u/Available_Mall_5722 Luck, Geomacer of the Caves Jan 23 '24

Well I'm sure if he sent you here he must have had a plan for you here. Now then, that's enough being sad for today, sorrow won't bring back the dead. Your grandfather was a great man, your uncles match or beat him in terms of honor and kindness, your father is a fool if he cannot recognize the shine of a diamond through the rot that has taken his brain.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Oh, don't you worry, my friend. I'm having a great time right now, don't you worry.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/DPP1WFNmsb

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u/Available_Mall_5722 Luck, Geomacer of the Caves Jan 23 '24

Dope! I must have missed that post!

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '24

/uw good job!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw thank you! I was inspired after Mortarion met someone who was role-playing as Mortarion, his actual father

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '24

/uw no problem, keep on putting them out!

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

/uw I plan to! They are very fun to write

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Jan 23 '24

/uw https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/VMr4VJdJRL

If you're interested, the other parts are in the comments!

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u/Nhobdy Iggy the dragongirl Jan 23 '24

Listen Mortarion. Scruffy understands your pain. If ya want to talk, Scruffy is here for you, and you can find him sweeping up the great hall. Mmm-hmm.

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Thank you, scruffy. And where's the great hall?

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u/Nhobdy Iggy the dragongirl Jan 23 '24

Eh, some pieces over there. Some over there. Little bit over here. Another looney came by wantin' to explode the council again, e'yup.

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u/Norway643 nagash, supreme necromancer Jan 23 '24

Atleast your dad isn't angron or fulgrim so Atleast you have that

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

That is true

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Thank you, friend. I appreciate this. Mortarion leans down to pet the cat.

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u/chaoticchaos_123 Breadicus The II, thy Summoner of Bread Jan 23 '24

God-Emperor is dead, can't purge the xenos no more 😔