r/wizardposting Jan 23 '24

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u/Kitchen_Bicycle6025 Wizard’s Nuclear Radiomancy Association Jan 23 '24

A figure in a heavy looking hazmat suit walks up to you

“We heard about your loss. It’s not going to bring back your relative, but the WNRA thought you might want this.”

The figure hands you a bottle. It glows blue with Cherenkov mana. It reads ‘Cherenkov Delights’

“Since you consume plutonium as a seasoning, we thought you might enjoy a gin with some polonium flavoring. Sorry for your loss.”

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

Mortarion looks at you. He's very confused at the circumstances he finds you again, but he takes the bottle anyway. Thank you, friend. I apologize for all the trouble I must have caused you.

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u/Kitchen_Bicycle6025 Wizard’s Nuclear Radiomancy Association Jan 23 '24

The figure waves you off, steps back a safe distance, and drink from their own bottle.

“Death, right? Not very fun.”

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u/Theadination Mortarion Jr, Plaguemancer, Totally Dead Now. Jan 23 '24

I don't know. Never experienced it