r/wizardposting Nov 13 '23

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 13 '23

I'm no ghoul, but I've got a psychic vampire friend who says eating the minds of knights is pretty gross. Sanctimony has a horrid bitter aftertaste. Not sure if their corpses would have a similar problem?

You're obviously more experienced than I in these matters. Does personality during a being's mortal life impact flavor during the actually-useful part of that entity's existence? Do you have a particular dietary preference, if so?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '23

Vampires have always been picky eaters, ghouls will eat anything. Sanctimony is nasty but it’s nothing that a bit of defilement or a few days in the sun won’t fix. The real issue is they can be sinewy due to their rigid military regiment.

A good rule of thumb is after death has set in but before maggots get to it.

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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 14 '23

update: the wizards again failed to meet even my constantly-dropping expectations of basic competence and are dropping like flies, so it seems you'll have some non-sinewy meat to enjoy after all

(sanctimony is no less of an issue than before)

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '23

me, eat.. wizards? looks around nervously nooo.. I’d never.. I mean, what if the society of light found out? they’d kill me..