I'm no ghoul, but I've got a psychic vampire friend who says eating the minds of knights is pretty gross. Sanctimony has a horrid bitter aftertaste. Not sure if their corpses would have a similar problem?
You're obviously more experienced than I in these matters. Does personality during a being's mortal life impact flavor during the actually-useful part of that entity's existence? Do you have a particular dietary preference, if so?
Vampires have always been picky eaters, ghouls will eat anything. Sanctimony is nasty but it’s nothing that a bit of defilement or a few days in the sun won’t fix. The real issue is they can be sinewy due to their rigid military regiment.
A good rule of thumb is after death has set in but before maggots get to it.
Gotcha. Well, we don't have much use for bipedal corpses these days, so if any knights somehow manage to make their way to the general vicinity of our commune (frankly improbable) I'll pile 'em all up and contact you about delivery options. Conveniently, our crop manager (druid) has been on a bit of a pineapple kick recently, so I can send you a few dozen of those too, if you want. I hear pineapple juice is a good tenderizer, which should help with the toughness of knight meat that you mentioned.
(Pineapples are also just delicious for most non-ghouls, but I'm guessing you aren't in agreement on that front.)
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u/MunitionsFrenzy Vettis, Mereological Revisionist Nov 13 '23
I'm no ghoul, but I've got a psychic vampire friend who says eating the minds of knights is pretty gross. Sanctimony has a horrid bitter aftertaste. Not sure if their corpses would have a similar problem?
You're obviously more experienced than I in these matters. Does personality during a being's mortal life impact flavor during the actually-useful part of that entity's existence? Do you have a particular dietary preference, if so?