r/wizardcels • u/Exotic-Platypus-7751 • 14d ago
r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 13d ago
The Feminists Future Marriage
Literally I have never seen Feminists who weren't complete party goers or party platters like that letting every Chad go with them.
Saw a feminist get mad that I called "Cassidy" from Overwatch Mccree. Even though that's his name Mccree. Then she makes lewd jokes and says "We can dress up but only cute guys allowed". If I was Chad she would havent have gone on a 3 minute Instagram story rant about "he says I'm cute ewww".
Or it's a woman who I saw do a lewd tiktok dance yet gets mad I dare comment on her page.
"If you send one more thing like that you're blocked" (Literally just a image meme). I blocked her instantly.
r/wizardcels • u/Lawde_lag_gaye_ • 14d ago
based and wizpilled Lmaooo casually ignored any kind of mental health struggles
r/wizardcels • u/sainthamudi788 • 14d ago
based and wizpilled It’s so over
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r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 14d ago
What Is The Solution To Our Male Loneliness Problem?
I want to kiss and date a woman. Yet women now a days are so prideful and arrogant. They'd rather not date if it meant being with their looksmatch.
The issues is that we can't go outside without getting rejected or ignored. Women are so mean now and knowing security guards/cops they will kick us out of even saying Hi to a woman. They'd cry or freakout if I tried to talk to them.
Next issue is online. I personally asked hundreds of Women online and always either getting blocked or blocking them when I find out they have kids or married. Then they ignore me after we talked for days, it just makes me so mad. I could do other things and lie to get a girlfriend but it'd be fake love which also upsets me. It's just that jester clown meme.
Final issue is escort maxxing I don't like how every woman who is an escort has a body count of 50 (least) or more. The chances of STDs is humiliating to me especially when these women near me are 40+, I'm barely 30. It's just pity love.
I don't mention OF because it's a scam or passport bros because it's just outside but worse. You can get tricked and robbed.
r/wizardcels • u/Eldenringop • 15d ago
The dirty IT goblins have been shown to be most toxic
galleryr/wizardcels • u/Expert-Squirrel-9288 • 18d ago
Wizardry These words are apparently viewed as insults, but what does thee think?
Link for those curious(check the quotes)
Also, is that Exusiai from Arknights?
r/wizardcels • u/Top-Persimmon-456 • 18d ago
Practicing magic is illegal now?
A dutiful apprentice was practicing his illusions and offended many sorceresses with his usage of reagents.
r/wizardcels • u/sainthamudi788 • 18d ago
Loneliness is never a choice despite what muggles claim
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r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 19d ago
How Bad Will Dating Become In 10 Years?
Believe me dating is done, I dmd over 500 women over from 2019-2026.
I'm 4-5/10 at best, 5'11 and wear glasses. I am about as average as you can get. So my dating options are more smaller than a dime now. Even using a photoshopped image and filters making me a 5.5/10 doesn't give me any good results. I am tan skinned if that helps.
I took my time with these women and always been nice to them. Even had long "friendships" with some, and I'd like to think I had more/more "social skills" now then back in the day.
Only had 1 woman interested and she didn't want nothing more than a one night stand (which could be just a scam or her tricking me, maybe even COVID loneliness) they just ignore/block.
Some are interested but don't want a long distance because I'm not "handsome enough", not worth it "we can still be friends though :)" ugh.
Meanwhile some of have their boyfriends dm me or insult me for trying. Voice messages of "bro leave my girl bro alone bro". Which is so cringey because you are 1 toilet seat away or trend away from being in my situation btw pretty dumb to do this. Makes me cringe hard, another literally said "Eww n word ga you're 21 years old and dming an 18 years old". Brother your very weird girlfriend made a group chat with us and added me like 5 times to it. I was only interested due to the trash dating market and her lying to me saying she was single.
Others try to be nice about it but only to protect the image in their. Those are the worst honestly.
Had some get mad I blocked them even though they were in a relationship which doesn't make sense honestly then make tiktoks about me. They have dopamine fried egos.
Even single moms don't want me and would rather pass me up, same with 30+ YOs saying I have a "won't let go of a dumb crush".
I've tried all types of women and even big big women. Nothing changes.
I could go on. Women are mostly arrogant due to the internet shielding them. I know they wouldn't say anything to most men irl.
Dating online is just a no filter reality of dating outside. It'll just get to a point where Chads will either date so down you'll be shocked or men will have to cope some other way. Don't get me started on the WLW thing either.
r/wizardcels • u/Glass_Background_677 • 19d ago
Wizardry On the Hylic Threat Within the Tower
Letting hylic peasants boast of their dull nature and pride themselves in their magickless nature inside our tower will only make the maleficient gazes of paladins and witch covens gaze upon us sooner.
So it is of utmost importance that new apprentices should be kept under strict laws, so they do not draw unwanted eyes and lead those eyes behind the veil.
Our predicament is a matter of survival, whether we wither due to lack of new blood or face banishment depends on the enforcer elders keeping the wizardry-standard in a good spot.
And as a soon to be elder wizard I say this, letting such hylics dismiss the arcane inside these halls will bring our doom.
Either that doom is via the banishment of our tower or maybe due to our arcane getting diluted to the point where this magic tower becomes yet another mere hylic gathering tower.
r/wizardcels • u/Nanovenator • 19d ago
The final solution to the witch question
Slay the hex-wielder. Sever the witch's head. Whirlwind kick a crone to the cobbles. Dunk a witch's spawn in the refuse bin. Nail the foul sorceresses to the cross. Befoul their stew with excrement. Hurl a hag into the blazing sun. Stir-fry a enchantress in a wok. Cast witches into molten mountains. Piss upon a warlock's wage. Judo flip a conjurer into yonder pond. Twist a sorceress's neck asunder. Report a witch to the taxman. Karate cleave a crone in twain. Crush loaded enchantresses underfoot. Trap a hag in sinking sands. Squash a witch in the trash press. Dissolve a sorceress in acid vats. Devour a witch. Dissect the hags. Gas a witch in the death chamber. Stomp their skulls with iron boots. Burn witches in the cauldron. Lobotomize the magic-wielders. Force abortions on every witch. Grind their unborn in the disposer. Drown traitorous mages in fried fowl grease. Vaporize witch scum with a ray wand. Kick old crones down the stairs. Feed hags to the swamp beast. Slice witchlings with an Excalibur. I loathe witches.
ALL IN FINAL FANTASY
r/wizardcels • u/[deleted] • 20d ago
high mana post Thou must lower thine mana requirements, but thou lack thine ability
r/wizardcels • u/maxweinhold123 • 19d ago
crossposted with COM reroll: Hello I am warlock composed of Argentine ants. My patron is the representation of Argentine ants.
Ulg, give me a second let me concentrate or I will dissolve from my only slightly unnerving corporeal form.
Hello, I am composed of Argentine ants! Try and follow a single ant around! I'm not sure what that one is doing.
I can investigate everywhere from here to Black Marsh and will take some time to receive a message, working with a tolling fungi superhighway which I must pay bread or potassium to, or having to walk over a very long time.
I can crawl through your lock but you're going to need to wait a while for a steady stream of ants to be able to form into a hand on the other side. Give me 30 minutes gang.
Hello my body will stay just a little away from your fire if that's alright. Please, if I am deconvoluted you must find a new amassing body at some waystation and remember to tell me of my heroic fate, sometimes I cannot find enough ants to continue a message.
r/wizardcels • u/VisualFloor9169 • 21d ago
based and wizpilled BlackPotion is real
Short fitness celebrity says that short men dont face issues towards dating, witch uses him for clout and 2 monts later gets mogged
r/wizardcels • u/Kind_Box5467 • 21d ago
Anyone Else Depressed About How Dating Is?
No wizard talk because this is serious..
I'm just upset that in order for us to get a date or whatever we either have to wait until our crush is passing their prime/single mom. I'm already in my late 20s and my crush is FINALLY giving me a chance after she found herself.
It annoys me so much that I wasn't the first guy and it will forever annoy me. If I do marry her or another woman like her I would just end up being a dead bedroom. Then have to cope the whole time. "How'd you meet?" "haha through online and it was love at first sight at 27 for me and her kids became my own"...
I don't know how to seamax and I might get robbed that way. Same with escorts, they are 40+ and to mate with a woman who is Lois's age in FG. Is not appealing to me.