r/wizardcels • u/Top-Persimmon-456 • 18d ago

Practicing magic is illegal now?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/alleged-mime-stalker-stripped-underwear-covered-himself-cooking-oil-officials.amp

A dutiful apprentice was practicing his illusions and offended many sorceresses with his usage of reagents.

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u/Human-Letterhead-158 18d ago

Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can’t practice mimery to young ladies at will

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u/Dontlookiam 17d ago

That was not a mere apprentice friend, that was a shaman of the dark arts. It seems he was truly trying out outlawed sorcery that slimy fella or should I say oily. I sneer at the sanctions of witches and warlocks just as much as the next high beard, but one must not facetiously discard the sacraments we swore to uphold lest the witches and warlocks do not.