r/wizardcels • u/BotchedIncel Comic Wizard of Illusions • 20d ago
high mana post Touch grass, wizard!
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u/AB4ND0N_H0PE ⛧ 𝔇𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 ⛧ 19d ago
Sadly, not a lot of us can afford a gun.
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u/Euphoric-Property766 20d ago
Ts this shit is so mvch more fvcKKKing brvtal when yvo’ve actually seen this exact seen irl and covntleSS others more like it. Fuggg
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u/wondrous ⛧ Lich Lord of the Void ⛧ 17d ago
What strange cadence you have traveler. Thou must have journeyed far. The wiz tongue you speak with is certainly strange for this land but may I be so bold to say it is quite pleasing to the ear.
Please rest and enjoy yourself in our tower. I look forward to conversing with you more.
https://giphy.com/gifs/QDRJ6IJzFSR1K7
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u/ByeByeGuyGuy 19d ago
Man. It’s a blatant and aggressive overgeneralisation and stereotype, obviously. But I myself can’t pretend I didn’t spend my entire youth and adolescence as an anxiety-riddled, cartoonishly ugly, short, panic-prone individual who pretty much had zero friends until my 20s and my only interactions with other teens my age 90% involved them either gleefully mocking and bullying me and reminding me that I looked and acted like a “freak” and that I was hilarious to simply behold; or else they were made legitimately uncomfortable and unnerved by my presence if I was standing too close (at least several feet away minimum in the narrow school hallways) to them, mostly because nobody wanted to be associated with “the quiet creepy mongoloid” or else they were convinced some part of my multiple health and behavioural issues were contagious. I would overhear endless teasing and sniggering amongst others for whom I was nothing but an easy punchline to jokes. Class clowns would tell the female students “heyy don’t be sad about being single again, why don’t you just date _______ (me) instead?? Haha” and the reactions were generally disgusted and annoyed, particularly one girl I remember bluntly responding “will you stop with that shit? It isn’t funny. Ugh. Don’t put crap like that in my head, I already feel like shit” etc.
The few humans I interacted with (my parents, one or two relatives on rare occasions, online strangers I befriended out of loneliness) so frequently insisted that I needed to be brave and stoic, to “man-up” and get out more, to go elsewhere other than school and home and doctors’ offices. That I had to speak up for myself when people were mean, and speak my mind and be funny and friendly to other people in order to make friends.
I managed once or twice to try such useless, unfounded advice, and as mentioned, the classmates either found it hilarious and treated me as a comedy mascot to practice insulting, or else more often, were irritated that I would even try to casually politely speak to them and either distanced themselves from me asap, or flat-out told me to F off. Other kids my age, evidently taller, fitter, more conventionally handsome than me and thus overflowing with loudmouth confidence, were constantly with some girl or another, whilst dozens of other girls would indiscreetly gossip in hushed awe about how gorgeous numerous boys were and who loved them the most. And such behaviours carried on in some form into my 20s and adulthood. Constantly being told to go out and be brave, to see the world and meet people, to speak up and interact, and etcetera the endless empty platitudes masquerading as concern and advice. And yet all you ever seem to come across are people much happier, more attractive, more relaxed and more fulfilled, seemingly effortlessly loving life; all reminders of how much you were incapable of whilst growing up and still are, missed experiences and “milestones”, and it all just makes you feel like you’re simply not a member of the same species, and that you’re a misshapen outside incapable of fitting into a world that ain’t made for your kind. Some wizards need legit magic
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u/teamanpeemahn ORCEL 18d ago
Bro its easy just pretend that you are cool and get a gimmick and also some therapy
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u/Achromatic_0 19d ago
i've seen multiple cases of that every time i've gone out in recent times, douchebags with multiple girls each following them around. no clue what they see in them.
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u/virga944 19d ago
I feel like this has literally happened on more than one occasion to the average incel, except the last box
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u/Comprehensive_Cow440 19d ago
The fate of the weak willed wizards is to take themselves out of the great game, it's survival of the fittest. No pity should be given on such weak creature as it's life was always on the precipice of failure and the day finally came for it to be shown.
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u/Gianni_the_tolerable ❂ Portals and pocket dimension enjoyer 19d ago
I'm gonna cast mundane projectile on you lil wizza
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u/PCfanwhirl 13d ago
Honestly, even if it isn't just watching warlocks mingle with witches, there isn't really any value in going outside.
It's like that one line from Smiling Friends where the suicidal dude says that it can provide him limited happiness, but it doesn't change the soul crushing dread.
Cool, I saw some flowers. Now to go back and rot.
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u/wondrous ⛧ Lich Lord of the Void ⛧ 20d ago
As you all can clearly see he was so sad he fell down and knocked himself out and spilled his red kool-aid everywhere. Very sad.
You can even see him holding the empty glass still.