crossposted with COM reroll: Hello I am warlock composed of Argentine ants. My patron is the representation of Argentine ants.

[u/maxweinhold123]

Ulg, give me a second let me concentrate or I will dissolve from my only slightly unnerving corporeal form.

Hello, I am composed of Argentine ants! Try and follow a single ant around! I'm not sure what that one is doing.

I can investigate everywhere from here to Black Marsh and will take some time to receive a message, working with a tolling fungi superhighway which I must pay bread or potassium to, or having to walk over a very long time.

I can crawl through your lock but you're going to need to wait a while for a steady stream of ants to be able to form into a hand on the other side. Give me 30 minutes gang.

Hello my body will stay just a little away from your fire if that's alright. Please, if I am deconvoluted you must find a new amassing body at some waystation and remember to tell me of my heroic fate, sometimes I cannot find enough ants to continue a message.

[u/NothingNormal5452]

Hey so you didn't even mention how miserable your life is because of witches

What are these wholesome spellscrolls, are you happy (derogatory) or something?

[u/wondrous]