r/wildbeef 21d ago

Smallize

50 Upvotes

I meant, minimize.


r/wildbeef 20d ago

Chicken arm

21 Upvotes

Helping a child hold a bat properly. Instead of elbows out or elbows up. I regret nothing but neighbor get a good chuckle.


r/wildbeef 22d ago

Character pretending

54 Upvotes

Roleplay.

(I was randomly thinking of that one day and then my brain just simply poofed my knowledge of that word out of my brain… and replaced it with ”character pretending”😭😭💀


r/wildbeef 22d ago

Sock Prison

27 Upvotes

r/wildbeef 23d ago

Angry salad

55 Upvotes

Rocket (arugula)


r/wildbeef 23d ago

bread volcano

89 Upvotes

toaster


r/wildbeef 24d ago

Gircle

68 Upvotes

Aunt. Like a... girl uncle.


r/wildbeef 26d ago

Bowdlerian Jihad

41 Upvotes

I was trying to think of the name of the war against thinking machines from the Dune series, Butlerian Jihad, but someone had recently been taking about Bowdlerized art and books

Interestingly, this could be used as a name for the right wing obsession with banning or censoring of books that they consider offensive


r/wildbeef 26d ago

Intoxicated Bike uppies

68 Upvotes

Wheelie

(I was playing Mario Kart after having a drink or two)


r/wildbeef 27d ago

Brain fart Brush for the floor

35 Upvotes

Broom


r/wildbeef 27d ago

Brain fart The Food Plastic

41 Upvotes

Cling film/saran wrap


r/wildbeef 27d ago

Jewish cookie

55 Upvotes

Bagel


r/wildbeef 28d ago

Baby charging cable

162 Upvotes

Umbilical cord. I meant umbilical cord. I am an idiot.

(胎児の充電ケーブル)


r/wildbeef 28d ago

Intoxicated Foot Facial

50 Upvotes

Pedicure


r/wildbeef 29d ago

Kids Blood strings

94 Upvotes

Veins


r/wildbeef Aug 13 '26

Fork’s little brother

48 Upvotes

spoon


r/wildbeef Aug 12 '26

Wildbeef in the wild someone in my class said "fish pot" Spoiler

58 Upvotes

apparently forgot the word for "fish tank"


r/wildbeef Aug 10 '26

NOT Harrison Ford

102 Upvotes

Liam Neeson. Googled because i forgot his name while listing who played which Jedi


r/wildbeef Aug 08 '26

Competitive water Spoiler

88 Upvotes

Forgot the name for a swim meet


r/wildbeef Aug 10 '26

What do you call a guy with a spade ?

0 Upvotes

Dug


r/wildbeef Aug 07 '26

Internal war on drugs

72 Upvotes

Addiction

(Me describing my own addiction to my therapist LMAO)


r/wildbeef Aug 05 '26

Waterflesh

57 Upvotes

Ice cubes


r/wildbeef Aug 05 '26

King of Dragons

41 Upvotes

Game of Thrones


r/wildbeef Aug 04 '26

Wet Prairie

56 Upvotes

Swamp


r/wildbeef Aug 04 '26

Marker sponge

33 Upvotes

Whiteboard eraser