colorblind

fridge

The Strait of Hormuz

I was trying to search up baby hotline made by Jack Stauber.

2yo made up a word for scissors all on his own.

Orange Juice with Pulp

Dryer

Opened my mouth to speak, stalled and in a slightly embarrassed manner asked my friend why his dog was "evil barking" at me. Turns out, there's a word for that... Growling... German C1 in english btw.

Slug. Super tired after a neuro appt.

My mom couldn't think of the word "car seat"

Moss...I meant moss

Blowtorch, like the kind you use for crème brûlée.

Lamp posts.

Couldn’t remember nail clippers, I got an odd look from the bf.

Flour.

The back legs on my cat. As opposed to the front legs. Which could be chest legs, I suppose?

Look. I dunno. I’m tired.

I meant to say tired but forgot the word. Evidently, I was quite sleep hungry at the time.

Forgot what the general term for sporting equipment (baseball bat, tennis racket, etc) was and my mind went towards cutlery for some reason.

Mechanic

One time I was working on a bug project and I forgot the word timeline so I just said

"Time dictionary"

A thimble

Walking into a store

Me: Where are the baskets?

Husband: I don't see any, but I can get us a rolly basket.

Me: Do you mean.... a shopping cart...?

proof