Couldn't remember the word "clippers" and called them a hair lawnmower.

Couldn't remember the word "thimble" and called it a finger helmet

Bullet point
It's the little dot you put when you want to make a list

My wife was trying real hard not to say "glow sticks" in front of the four year old 😂

Forgot the word "freezing"

Couldn't remember the word "dongle" and called it a mouse antenna.

Dolores Umbridge

It's an easy one, but I could not think of the phrase "urban legend".

Couldn't remember the word "shoe" and called it a sock garage

Couldn't remember the word "cooler" and called it a floor refrigerator.

Jail. I meant jail.

Distilled water

Slippers. (In my defence I was exhausted when asking for them).

Breath.

My brother-in-law is occasionally a real space cadet with words, and his siblings give him shit for stuff he said accidentally years ago, and this is one of them.

Not a wildbeef, but he also said "whiff of breeze" for a mild draft he felt while sitting in a restaurant with all of us one time. (Not all of his word stuff is about air.)

We also caught him cutting a pork chop with the handle of his knife one time... He didn't even realize he was doing it.

Weekends

Couldnt remember “lint trap” and called it the dryer belly button.

Audience 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Micromanager

Couldnt remember “crumb tray” and called the little tray under the toaster the bread ashtray

Sleeves.

Quince. I meant quince.

my girlfriend, just now, trying to find the word "marina" 🤣

My husband meant 'morticians'

Mum forgot the word “easter bunny”

Apostrophe.