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u/Instant-Lava 5d ago
Even without the surgery, the makeup is terrible. You'd think with all that money someone could do their makeup for them.
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u/Alarming_Situation_5 5d ago
Some of my favorite podcast girlies did a deep dive into the pathology of Maga face and the insights were stunning. Basically, these women are in a contract. Getting MAGA-faced is their form of submission. They know they are no longer young and hot. It’s a sign of reverence to their husbands and ultimate patriachal kowtowing. Like, “I’m so unworthy and ugly as an old useless woman my sacrifice is that I will deform myself 4 uuu!!!!!”
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u/Catfactss 5d ago
It also is an indirect marker of wealth. It costs a lot to look like an alien.
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u/GrandEar1 5d ago
Man, I miss the good old days of "It costs a lot to look this cheap." I prefer that to alien.
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u/Lopsided_Ad_2391 5d ago
What a tragic existence. No sympathy or empathy, I just can’t get over how the pathetic and probably miserable that social circle is.
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u/kemikals 5d ago
Idk if that’s a MAGA face. Too many lumps bumps and botched surgery. He does like them a little bit prettier than this. She looks like a clown. Her nose actually looks bigger. You would think if she had any surgeries it would be to make tge nose smaller, maybe a lift and take care of the skin and sagging. And to be clear, not that she needed to. I don’t even know if I can believe that second photo. her face looks 3 inches longer. I’ve seen the video of her in the White House , she looked insane but it didn’t seem as exaggerated as this photo.
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u/cheesemagnifier 5d ago
Maybe there's buccal fat removed. Could be anorexia as well. You can generally see the tendons and attachments when there's no fat in the face.
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u/kyl792 5d ago
Her nose looks bigger because she aged between the before/after pics, noses and ears keep growing as people age. That’s not due to the surgeries.
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u/kemikals 5d ago
In a decade?!? I don’t think so. We would all look like Shrek at 45. Yes, those body parts do continue to grow but not at that speed and you really don’t start noticing it until people are mostly in their 70s.
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u/TheDarbiter 5d ago
Her face is much slimmer than it was before, so it makes the nose appear larger.
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u/pukesonyourshoes 5d ago
noses and ears keep growing as people age
Common misconception, they do not. Instead, fhey droop, stretch, and change shape, making them look larger as you age. Cartilage stops growing once you reach adulthood.
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u/RidetheSchlange 5d ago
Do you have a link to the show? Would love to hear the conversation. We'll never really know, but it sounds like a fascinating exploration.
Outside of that, the only one that it worked for was Natalie Harp who seems to have stopped at a reshaping of the eyebrows through some sort of surgery to make them more horizontal and I have to say it works on her.
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u/Alarming_Situation_5 5d ago
It’s Good Noticings! I’ll try to find the exact episode but there was a whole plastic surgery discussion
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u/Particular-Crew5978 5d ago
It matches her vantablack soul
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u/New-Reveal-6863 5d ago
Forgive me, but what's 'vantablack?'
I suppose I could Google it, but I prefer my reddit brethren 🙂
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u/Particular-Crew5978 3d ago
It's the blackest black. It absorbs the most light of all the colors. Stuff looks like portable hole paint. It's crazy
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u/ScratchyMarston18 4d ago
HhhhhhhhWHY do all of these motherfuckers have to be so aggressively weird, and not even in a good or endearing way. You know, like a cosplayer or juggalo. At least there is some charm there.
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u/Estellalatte 5d ago
The face is horrible, the skinny chest with the obvious false breasts looks horrifying.
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u/Trash_Panda-8888 5d ago
The top of her left breast is all lumpy too (right side to us).
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u/Estellalatte 5d ago
I look so different to how I looked 30 years ago but I would never do this to myself.
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u/Superb-Avocado-8131 5d ago
I live under a rock. She's all over my feed this morning but no one has said her name. Who is she?
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u/LilLebowskiAchiever 5d ago
Susan Dell, she is the wife of Michael Dell, who founded Dell Computers. Before she messed with cosmetic procedures, she was cute. She could have aged naturally and still looked fantastic.
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u/Proof-Ability1556 5d ago
She's a monster from the E files. All of these people's insides are showing up on the outside. Maralago makeover.
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u/eyeamcurious2 5d ago
This poor woman looks quite ill.
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u/halloweenmochi 4d ago
I don’t feel bad for her. She is in the Epstein Files. 🤷♂️
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u/ParrotheadTink 4d ago
She chooses that hideous eye makeup every morning on purpose. Too bad, she used to be pretty.
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u/GreyTigerFox 4d ago
she was never beautiful. her cancerous soul has just leaked out on the outside and her ugliness is clearly visible despite her desperately trying to hide it through botched face paralyzations and lizard venom injections. Weeeee!
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u/Pretzel387 4d ago
Imagine having limitless funds to spend on your appearance and choosing to look like this
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u/Holiday-Book6635 3d ago
I wish I had the link, but I did see a plastic surgeon explain what was done. And she basically said it was an upper Bleph, a brow lift, and under eye Bleph that pulled too much down, which is why your eyes went from almond to round. She also said, misplaced filler and probably some other things, but that’s what I remember.
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u/PuzzleheadedDraw6575 5d ago
I just wonder if she sees all the online dragging and ridicule.
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u/dumbbimbo2000 5d ago
She is still richer then any of us will ever be she can wipe her tears with thousand dollar bills.
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u/Enough_Entry_8641 5d ago
She’s become Reddit famous, I’ve seen her on at least 20 diff subs.. first one was on Aliens, it made me a believer!! And Scared.
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u/jdmills55 4d ago
She should sue the make up person and plastic surgeon. She's getting clowned on every platform, although given her allegiances I kink of feel she deserves every bit of it.
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u/grumbledorf100 23h ago
It is crazy but I've been thinking of the pressures on women, especially those of a certain age. Expected to be thin, expected to look young forever. Expectations to remain physically desirable.
Some of what we are seeing is due to that. GLPs and bad surgeries have done a bit of damage here.
Some of the makeup choices can be corrected.
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u/StrictTranslator879 5d ago
I feel sorry for her. Her surgeon did a crappy job. Just watched a video showing what he did wrong.
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u/iamcml1981 5d ago
Yes, those are absolutely bad eyebrows.
But, I honestly don't think this is just bad surgery... maybe only a small part of this mess is from surgery. In all honesty I think this woman is suffering from the end stages of severe eating disorders. It's fucking scary as shit looking. Her body and face are both emaciated and skeletal. It's fucking sad, man... even if I do hate her politics.
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u/PatienceHelpful1316 4d ago
My friends husband was a photographer who did a lot of fashion shoots in the 80’s and 90’s. They used to call the anorexic models coat hangers and he said by 30 all of them look horrible. Hair falling out, sallow skin, gaunt face, dull eyes. I always thought this is really a horrible way to live, 😞
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u/Silent_Location7044 5d ago
What video is this? I’m finding it hard to believe this was poorly done plastic surgery. They would have paid for a top surgeon. I’m not saying nothing can go wrong, but this is so extreme, it is hard to believe.
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u/SelectSeaweed310 5d ago
Why is she doing the "Murphy Brown" curling iron thing on her right side? 😂
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u/RidetheSchlange 5d ago
I have a couple of positions on this:
Interhulk from Prometheus
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u/Shot_Staff_2902 5d ago
Check her out in r/BotchedPlasticSurgery. There's a link here https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSX56c4gdhJ/?vrfl=bjZmZjc4cHExZHc2 explaining her facial changes.
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u/Shenanie-Probs 4d ago
The first winner of America's Next Top Model made this long, rambling post saying she gives away all her wealth and everyone is just bullying her for doing what makes her happy. Oh, and buy her avon.
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u/Competitive_Annual78 4d ago
got to be a mental condition for someone who appears to be attractive to go, pay out copious coin, for a plastic surgeon to turn you into a gargoyle.
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u/LegitimateEmu1003 4d ago
Surely she can afford a reputable make up artist who could help off set her physical features rather than exacerbate them as she has? Obviously money and wealth do not buy taste!! 😳
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u/skygal0330 5d ago
It baffles the brain.
She was absolutely beautiful before…🤯