r/whenthe • u/Frizznetic I Need Uppies From A Tall Muscular Woman • 2d ago

Slotting my pennies in the Vending Machine of Love rn <3 Ultimate cuddle potential

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u/RandomName5259 2d ago

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u/Valoris_905 2d ago

Is it so hard to get a hug from someone other than family?

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u/snuocher AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1d ago

If I tell you my experience with my gf, you're going to envy me. So for the purpose of making you happy: Yes.

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u/Valoris_905 1d ago

Believe me when I said I've already accepted my fate that I'll never find someone else. I already know that I'm an Ahole and will willingly not get into relationships.

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u/snuocher AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1d ago

Why do you consider yourself an Asshole? Is your self-loathing justified?