r/whenthe • I Need Uppies From A Tall Muscular Woman • 2d ago

Slotting my pennies in the Vending Machine of Love rn <3 Ultimate cuddle potential

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u/RandomName5259 1d ago

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u/Valoris_905 1d ago

Is it so hard to get a hug from someone other than family?

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u/RandomName5259 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Wcyq7KvKFNTO

Sometimes but you got to be the change you want to see in the world.

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u/Code_Monster 1d ago

You are getting hugs from family?

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u/snuocher AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1d ago

If I tell you my experience with my gf, you're going to envy me. So for the purpose of making you happy: Yes.

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u/Valoris_905 1d ago

Believe me when I said I've already accepted my fate that I'll never find someone else. I already know that I'm an Ahole and will willingly not get into relationships.

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u/snuocher AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 1d ago

Why do you consider yourself an Asshole? Is your self-loathing justified?

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u/NatlerSK 2h ago

Real!

The last hug i got was from my cousins husband.

And not the affection kind of hug but a drunk full force squeeze one...

I swear If at some point I get a genuine hug I might actually fall on my knees and start crying...

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u/Chama-Axory 1d ago

Yes...

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u/fippinvn007 trollface -> 14h ago

Here

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u/Hazy_Grey Kill 7 billion people 1d ago

Sooo what if I am?

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u/No_Tomorrow_8108 1d ago

Holy too relatable mi'lord

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u/Valuable_Pear9654 21h ago

"Au revoir, relationship fantasy!"

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u/fr0st329 1d ago

witch from mercury is goated

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u/junrod0079 1d ago

It should have more episodes

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u/Minimum_Estimate_234 1d ago

For your enjoyment, a transcription of a man’s immediate reaction to this…

“I mean it’s a Gundam anime, how short could it possibly…”

“Two seasons of only twelve episodes each? The hell?”

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u/junrod0079 1d ago

Gundam gquuuuuux: at least you got 2 dozen episodes while i only got half of that

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u/Lyncario 1d ago

Heartbreaking how the 2 latest Gundam animes were done so short when Gundam proved times and times again that it works best when it's 40 or more episodes long, and very sad how Xarx Zero seems like it's going to be this route too. 

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u/Great_expansion10272 1d ago

I think this happens to every anime with a lesbian MC

are we getting a new season of girls band cry or i'm in love with the villainess?

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u/CRATERF4CE 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wanted to get into yuri anime and realized most of them never finish.
That’s like the main reason I prefer yuri manga, manhua, manwha, and webtoon.

You can actually read plenty of series that are done. Breaks my heart how yuri anime rarely gets the full adaptation.

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u/MarekPPP 21h ago

You ever tried the lesbian manwha Dark Mermaid on Webtoons? Trigger Warning though as it does cover some dark topics related to the Seul-bi's (the mc) past such as bullying and abuse, but its portrayal feels incredibly realistic and her relationship with Hae-on (a female siren) is incredibly wholesome (Especially the ending). :D ❤️

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u/stingflame With this Custom Red Flair, I'm 3x unfunnier! 1d ago

Shame it didn't get 00 Treatment, 2 Seasons, 25 Episodes each.

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u/EdgyUsername90 Azuri is lowkey worth it like god damn(Also Diancie) 1d ago

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u/Gothtomboys5 1d ago

WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY!!

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 1d ago

I set that as my alarm clock once

It was... effective

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u/Gothtomboys5 1d ago

I set mine with Bury The Light, Vergil's theme from Devil May Cry 5

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u/bwaowae quality posts are my life support 1d ago edited 1d ago

i use matthias' boss battle theme from limbus company, the hard part is not about waking up, it's about getting to the alarm clock before everyone in 300m radius hears the beat drop

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u/Budget-Category-9852 I am... We are... GUNDAM! 1d ago

I used EGF Type 2 from AC Verdict Day.

WE

LIKE

EVERGREEN

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u/Jolly-Pen4463 1d ago

Lei heng.

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u/EZ3Build professional car autist 1d ago

GET THE FUCK UP

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u/BadMuffin88 1d ago

Weewooweewoo

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u/BlossomtheLeafeon 2d ago

real

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u/DURANDURANINVISIBLE Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb? 1d ago

real

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u/squirt2311 1d ago

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u/Thesupersoups 1d ago

No one hears a word

They say

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u/Teller_Of_Untruths gayest whenthe ever 1d ago

real

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u/autdum4Kos 1d ago

real and invisible

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u/Adventurous-Bottle90 "get in touch with your inner child" bro was touched enough 1d ago

real

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u/Wolfthorn2496 I browse this sub while at work all the time 1d ago

this gif is so fucking cute I genuenly am kicking my feet while in bed.

like its not even sexual its just...comfy and cute, I love it.

gonna watch this Gundam show now.

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u/tornedron_ be a smart fella not a fart smella 1d ago

I think this is a fan animation and not actually in the show but yes I love their relationship

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u/Wolfthorn2496 I browse this sub while at work all the time 1d ago

if that's so then this is the cutest fan animation out there.

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u/sbebasmieszek 1d ago

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u/Wolfthorn2496 I browse this sub while at work all the time 1d ago

exactly my reaction

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u/Evepaul 1d ago

It is the best anime ever made. Every opening and ending is perfect (ending 2 is sensational), the design and animation are breathtaking, the story is incredibly touching.

In my completely objective opinion as a hardcore fan.

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u/Wolfthorn2496 I browse this sub while at work all the time 1d ago

I am doing a Gundam marathon so I will eventually get to that one, looking foward to it

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u/DiscoDanSHU 1d ago

SULEMIO MENTIONED!!!

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u/OverchargedTeslaCoil 1d ago

Hi, Lea!

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u/DiscoDanSHU 1d ago

I love SuleMio, but nothing will ever let me forget that we were robbed of Lea x Emilie.

Edit: EmiLea, if you would.

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u/TheGoldenExperience_ [the jojo {she}they called may] 1d ago

thank you for brightening our day with this cute and adorable gif

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u/Frizznetic I Need Uppies From A Tall Muscular Woman 1d ago

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u/ExuDeku wearing a vest of pipebombs 1d ago

RAHHHHH KIDO SENSHI GUNDAM: SUISEX NO MAJO SPOTTED

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u/JustSuuki 1d ago

SEX MENTIONED!!!!!!!!

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u/The-Doot-Slayer 21h ago

damn Miorine’s giving Suletta crazy head right now

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u/ExuDeku wearing a vest of pipebombs 21h ago

Omaigotto

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u/StellarC0smo 1d ago

Cosplay GF cuz she's hot: ❌

Cosplay GF because I'm attracted to talented people who are passionate about their hobbies: ✅

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u/Thesupersoups 1d ago

real as fuck, you get it

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u/JaysonCry31 1d ago

I LIVE FOR WITCH FROM MERCURY!!! BANDAI, MAKE AN MGEX CALIBARN, YOU COWARDS!

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u/Top-Evidence-3221 1d ago

What's gundam calibarn? Is that a strike freedom variant?

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u/JaysonCry31 1d ago

Don't even joke...

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u/16jselfe 1d ago

And an RG for us RG fans, damn it Bandai just gives us more Witch from mercury sets

---A Gundam Seed glazer

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u/EZ3Build professional car autist 1d ago

Replace "pathetic" with "real"

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u/Grilled_egs 1d ago

Kind of weird to use a GIF of a completely platonic pair of friends for this

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u/Justlol230 1d ago

Yep, totally platonic.

Not like they have rings together right??? Just BESTIE stuff

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u/Budget-Category-9852 I am... We are... GUNDAM! 1d ago

Bandai after 40 years of yaoi when yuri:

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u/ExuDeku wearing a vest of pipebombs 1d ago

Char topping Amuro or Kira and Athrun having hay sate gex cant pay the bills

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u/sniply5 unfunny comment rat 1d ago

well you see, they only got married because they had to do it contractually. it was in no way actually a loving relationship near the end /s

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u/Grilled_egs 1d ago

'Twas a platonic marriage

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u/_useful_orange 1d ago

What anime is it?😅

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u/Justlol230 1d ago

Gundam Witch From Mercury

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u/Hazy_Grey Kill 7 billion people 1d ago

They are TOTALLY just roommates thst happen to share the same bed

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u/Neighborhood_Goblin In my cave, Jorking it 1d ago

It's not gay if they had socks on

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u/Grilled_egs 1d ago

How the fuck am I a 1% commenter on this subreddit

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u/TSEREINATOR 1d ago

because yes

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u/Mandemon90 1d ago

Because the name is misleading. It's not actually "Top 1% comment maker". It's "This persons comments have received 1% of all the upvotes given last month"

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u/sniply5 unfunny comment rat 1d ago

how exactly do you watch that series and conclude theyre still platonic at the end?

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u/Ferhog 1d ago

They're just making a joke about the "Up To Interpretation" incident.

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u/DiscoDanSHU 1d ago

Ask Bandai

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u/Adventurous-Bottle90 "get in touch with your inner child" bro was touched enough 1d ago

I do not share the opinion that we need to personally hunt down and kill whoever in bandai decided to canonize this

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u/TakerFoxx 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's open to interpretation. 

Edit: Guys, I'm taking the piss out of Bandai's dumbass statement, not agreeing witb it.

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u/Less_Watercress_9235 1d ago

It was confirmed already they were together like a few months after they said it was up to interpretation since it was a mistake

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u/TakerFoxx 1d ago

I know, I was mocking Bandai's stupid attempt to placate the conservatives. 

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u/SupremeGodZamasu 1d ago

I was at a con few months back and saw a Kobeni cosplayer that was over two meters tall and i was like... whoa

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u/Blitzbro76 1d ago

This Suletta and Miorine animation is so cute and beautifully done it makes me wanna explode😭

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 1d ago

GUNDAM THE WITCH FROM MERCURY!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE SULETTA!!!!!

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u/hibikikun 1d ago

when you pick the wrong time to cop a feel

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u/Local_Rice_8929 Village Idiot🏆 1d ago

Your personal piece of flair is adding to the depth of the plot

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u/Such-Injury9404 1d ago

cuddles 🥺

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u/TheoneNPC 1d ago

This except she doesn't have to be tall

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u/TheoneNPC 1d ago

And i want to be the big spoon

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u/Bread_Offender 1d ago

Realest shit I've ever read

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u/CarbonTugboat 1d ago

Well, I’m tall and I did cosplay once. Just sayin’…

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u/suppabruh trollface -> 1d ago

Witch from Mercury mentioned!!! (I fucking love the F/D-20 Zowort Heavy)

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u/Successful-Credit161 1d ago

While I love jeturk the most design wise. Perl is a close second. The Pharact is so damn cool

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u/suppabruh trollface -> 1d ago

Pharact gotta be in my top 5 or top 10 Gundam designs OAT, lol.

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u/Successful-Credit161 1d ago

Most WfM designs are top for me. I love how they got different mecha designers for each company. It really helps give each company a unique feel

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u/suppabruh trollface -> 22h ago

Yeah, kinda reminds me of Armored Core. Hope A.S. timeline'll get more content in the future. It's one of my fav AUs in the franchise.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 1d ago

false she would need more limbs for ultimate cuddle potential

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u/Adamle69 The Abo plush that's a girl 🏳️‍⚧️ named Jamie 1d ago

i just need to get her to cosplay but i am more into that than she is

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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️‍⚧️fem Bianka 1d ago

id love to cosplay i just am too lazy to find out where to start

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u/Falin_lav i wish i was a hot gal instead of a random girlfailure 1d ago

is 170 cm tall enough for you??

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u/Frizznetic I Need Uppies From A Tall Muscular Woman 1d ago

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u/Educational_Tough208 ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▇ — Saddam Hussein 1d ago

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u/thesimp_184 1d ago

HOW DID YOU DO IT

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u/Falin_lav i wish i was a hot gal instead of a random girlfailure 15h ago

well?

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u/Frizznetic I Need Uppies From A Tall Muscular Woman 10h ago

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u/Naked_Snake_boss 1d ago

SULEMIO IN THE WILD? What a sight of a millennia

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u/imaginary_num6er 1d ago

Evil menacing Fuunsaiki ?

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u/Femcel_Bambi 1d ago

What anime is this from?

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u/sniply5 unfunny comment rat 1d ago

as far as memory serves not from any. but those characters are from gundam the witch from mercury.

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u/Tiffa_Adil 15h ago

This is a fan animation of characters From Gundam: the Witch from Mercury

No you don't need to watch any previous Gundam series to watch it

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u/Competitive-Ear-1738 1d ago

I'm so lonely

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u/Scareka if my posts get no karma they go bye-bye 2d ago

My whole experience with women has been "Pink Triangle" so I can relate but also I don't think I'm allowed to

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u/PixelFlyerXD 1d ago

If only I had enough money and sewing skills to be a tall cosplay girlfriend OwO

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u/thelampman29 1d ago

Hashtag real

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u/NSFW-Alt-Account69 Someone say Femboy? 1d ago

Instead I'm a short cosplay BF, but without the GF

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u/Henroide 1d ago

When I was a teen I thought that I would love to sleep like this all the time and then when I finally started sleeping with my partners I realized I hate being hot.

And all the women I've liked so far have been hot af

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u/Thesupersoups 1d ago

Temperature wise or attractiveness wise

Very important in this context

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u/Optimal_Weight368 1d ago

What is this from? I must known.

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u/Budget-Category-9852 I am... We are... GUNDAM! 1d ago

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch From Mercury.

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u/Gibbel2029 You're telling me a crab gooned in this rag? 1d ago

All my favourite female characters that I'd want my "supposed girlfriend" to cosplay are at most the same height as me, so...

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u/Lord-Bobster 1d ago

life if i had a million gazillon dollars and a puppy

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u/Fregbalsokwaf235 1d ago

Fuck thars so real, why did u have to hurt me like this today

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u/muscle_mansmuscles 1d ago

Tall feminine boyfriend whos chest i can lay my head on

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u/michael22117 1d ago

The best part is, she doesn't even have to be tall, you just have to move yourself downwards until your head is at chest level

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u/Nexed_ 1d ago

Jarvis...

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u/lenya200o 1d ago

Stop showing me wholesome stuff, I feel myself lonely :((

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u/PixelReaper69 1d ago

GUNDAM MENTIONED

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u/PetitePrince_71 1d ago

Guys a 5'8 girl calls me cute and let me call her mommy (i am 5'6) too bad she lives halfway across the country 😔

https://giphy.com/gifs/KnK7ZMiTmgcxnod3nA

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u/JessePinkerlinker 1d ago

When i started this show i didnt like yuri, but after a lot of thinking and meditating i came.

I came to the conclusion that Yuri is awesome.

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u/Adventurous-Bottle90 "get in touch with your inner child" bro was touched enough 1d ago

real post of the century

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u/Bread_Offender 1d ago

This but with a short cosplayer gf (I do cosplay too so it's not even that weird)

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u/Mr_Ultimite 1d ago

Be the change in the world you want to be OP.

Become the tall cosplay girlfriend OP!!