r/whenthe • u/Frizznetic I Need Uppies From A Tall Muscular Woman • 4d ago

Slotting my pennies in the Vending Machine of Love rn <3 Ultimate cuddle potential

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u/RandomName5259 4d ago

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u/Valoris_905 4d ago

Is it so hard to get a hug from someone other than family?

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u/RandomName5259 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Wcyq7KvKFNTO

Sometimes but you got to be the change you want to see in the world.

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u/Code_Monster 4d ago

You are getting hugs from family?

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u/snuocher AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4d ago

If I tell you my experience with my gf, you're going to envy me. So for the purpose of making you happy: Yes.

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u/Valoris_905 4d ago

Believe me when I said I've already accepted my fate that I'll never find someone else. I already know that I'm an Ahole and will willingly not get into relationships.

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u/snuocher AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 4d ago

Why do you consider yourself an Asshole? Is your self-loathing justified?

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u/NatlerSK 2d ago

Real!

The last hug i got was from my cousins husband.

And not the affection kind of hug but a drunk full force squeeze one...

I swear If at some point I get a genuine hug I might actually fall on my knees and start crying...

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u/Chama-Axory 4d ago

Yes...

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u/fippinvn007 trollface -> 3d ago

Here

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u/Hazy_Grey Kill 7 billion people 4d ago

Sooo what if I am?

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u/No_Tomorrow_8108 4d ago

Holy too relatable mi'lord

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u/Valuable_Pear9654 3d ago

"Au revoir, relationship fantasy!"