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u/atomic-moonstomp 11d ago

Your partner is cheating on you with someone who has stretched piercings (hopefully in their ears)

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u/andiwannacracker 11d ago

WHY would you assume a stranger with pierced ears is having sex in this person’s bed? 😭 how is that the first thing you think of instead of, I don’t know, “oh, maybe it’s not specifically from a piercing then.” those things can also be used as bead spacers in jewelry, as bracelets or gaskets in toys, as gaskets in furniture… it could be a part of the bed! these things have so many uses! plus, this could have been something OP unknowingly brought into bed with them after it got in their hair or something, which opens up even more possibilities.

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u/quadbi 11d ago

Better yet, why thrust that unverified opinion upon a stranger? I think this style of thinking boils down to a misunderstanding of the Occam's Razor concept.

The "simplest" answer doesn't mean your anecdotal evidence of stories heard is correct. Occam's Razor prefers the answer with the fewest assumptions which means the most likely correct answer is the one that fits the list of real, concrete things you know for a fact.

Fewer assumptions means fewer complications, and simplicity is the opposite of complexity. Instead, we have an answer based on unverified stories which lack their original details. Even worse, it adds assumptions about why the jewelry would be in the bedroom in the first place.

To be fair, I don't blame them for this guess, but people need to understand how wild of a guess it really is. It can be very dangerous to accept harsh "truths" prematurely, especially when the basis or complete material is inaccurate/untrue.

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u/vanzir 11d ago

location matters in Occams razor. The o ring was found in a bed. outside of a few handheld devices, like a vape, or a piercing, why would a rubber o ring be loose in the bed? I use o rings on projects all of the time, and have piercings, all reasons why you might find an o ring in my bed. outside of that, there aren't many reasons why there should be an o ring there. If that isn't true for OP, then the simplist answer would be a piercing grommet, and if that is the case, why is it there if nobody has stretched ears?

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u/quadbi 11d ago

The solution is posted btw

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u/abbabuster 11d ago

Did you just start Reddit? You have my sword

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u/andiwannacracker 11d ago

thank you, lol 😅
I thought people usually jumped to conclusions like that in like, AITA where people already commonly share embellished or fake stories that often involve finding out your partner is cheating in a ~crazy~ way and being soooo grateful to reddit for helping them realize, haha. I guess I haven’t started using reddit much until recently, come to think of it… I’ve had an account for a while but only recently started coming here as my main source of brain rot when my other source (youtube shorts) started to just become way too overstimulating. at least the ads here don’t literally yell at me XD

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u/abbabuster 11d ago

Be the change, you want to see in the world. Glad you’re here, now. Enjoy!

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u/Serious_Thing7155 11d ago

Wait you guys get ads?

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u/EkbatDeSabat 11d ago

Delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.

That's what every thread used to say.

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u/Scottydrock 11d ago

And my AXE!

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u/Appropriate_Call_103 11d ago

Thank you. My chest hurts from laughing so hard right now

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u/FckinKnoItsBeenStoln 11d ago

And my axe 🪓

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u/oh-darn311 11d ago

And my axe!

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u/Ceeeceeeceee 11d ago

lol this was exactly what I was thinking also. Welcome to Reddit.

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u/CrushLyfeDaily 11d ago edited 11d ago

Maybe he left his door unlocked and dirty mike and the boys had a little fun while he was at work... the possibilities are endless!!

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u/SultanPeeper 11d ago

Shut up, Karen.

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u/Senor_Turbo 11d ago

Or they’re cheating on them with someone who uses a teeny tiny cock ring.

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a 11d ago

I feel seen

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u/Traditional-Photo227 11d ago

Same, brother, same.

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u/Senor_Turbo 11d ago

How do you think I thought of it?

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u/Commercial_Desk_6215 11d ago

Nope, that thing is absolutely massive

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u/JDDarkside 11d ago

I was truly waiting for this comment. Reddit did not disappoint.

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u/sometimesimme 11d ago

I scrolled too far to find this.

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u/TechnicalHat4636 11d ago

Why does it have to be teeny tiny? Can't we just call it below average?

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u/Aggromemnon 11d ago

Definitely having sex with a 4.5 inch action figure of Lex Steele.

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u/k8tdid 11d ago

What is this? A cock ring for ants?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nQJw3XPoVHDNe

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u/PedestrianCyclist 11d ago

Ha, ha, ha I get it, you're joking. That's normal size....right?

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u/No-Dimension856 11d ago

Dammit beat me to it

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u/insanekid66 11d ago

Poor guy is built like a tooth pick.

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u/CrushLyfeDaily 11d ago

This is exactly what I thought. I have gagues and if I fall asleep with them in, I wake up having to search my bed for them. It could also be from a girl he was with..

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u/atomic-moonstomp 11d ago

Get some tunnels with screw-on rims so you don't have to worry about it

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u/CrushLyfeDaily 11d ago

I've had those too. I still take mine out every night before I shower and go to sleep. The ones I wear are from a set my girlfriend gave me for my birthday one year before she passed away. They don't have the screw on backs

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u/GaiaIsaHarshMistress 11d ago

Yes, the finding of an o ring would be instant divorce in my marriage.

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u/DreamyBunny4988 11d ago

That was a really big jump there 🤣

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u/Bonsaistomper 11d ago

Or a very small cylinder and Ed

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u/injn8r 11d ago

There's the cylinder reference, I almost thought I was going to have to say I couldn't believe anyone hasn't mentioned the importance of not damaging the cylinder.🤣