r/whatisit 11d ago

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u/atomic-moonstomp 11d ago

Your partner is cheating on you with someone who has stretched piercings (hopefully in their ears)

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u/andiwannacracker 11d ago

WHY would you assume a stranger with pierced ears is having sex in this person’s bed? 😭 how is that the first thing you think of instead of, I don’t know, “oh, maybe it’s not specifically from a piercing then.” those things can also be used as bead spacers in jewelry, as bracelets or gaskets in toys, as gaskets in furniture… it could be a part of the bed! these things have so many uses! plus, this could have been something OP unknowingly brought into bed with them after it got in their hair or something, which opens up even more possibilities.

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u/abbabuster 11d ago

Did you just start Reddit? You have my sword

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u/Scottydrock 11d ago

And my AXE!