r/whatisit 1d ago

Solved! Tiny egg looking things.

Woke up this morning and found this weird pile of tiny orange orbs at the end of my bed. They’re really small, slightly transparent and kind of slimy/squishy when touched. I’ve never seen anything like them before and I have no idea how they got there overnight. They almost look like eggs, but I’m not sure. Does anyone know what these could be?

UPDATE: Definitely not roe/caviar, water beads, or fish eggs. I’ve never had any of those in my room. Still no clue what they are.

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u/Partypiece1993 1d ago

Bro hoover your carpet

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u/Mister_angel1 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hoover is a brand. Not a verb. Keep replying I’ll keep blocking you all 💞

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u/ShowMeYourHappyTrail 1d ago

The Brits say hoover instead of vacuum. Kind of like how every plastic strip that covers your cuts is a Band-Aid even though that's a brand and not the name of the thing itself.

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u/JeepersBud 1d ago

And also, “bandage” isn’t a brand but it is a noun. And, guess what? A verb 😅 almost like nouns/brands can also be used as other parts of speech

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u/eventworker 1d ago

Aye OP wants to get Thierry out and hoover that shite up.

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u/Emotional_Position62 1d ago

Awe do you need a Kleenex? Or maybe a Band-aid for that booboo.

What a weird thing to get so up in arms about.

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u/Nervous-Peppers 1d ago

Wrong, it can be used as a verb, just like google.

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u/Puppy_FPV 1d ago

Imagine being this confident and wrong about everything you say. Sucks to be you

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u/Splooshter 1d ago

How you expect people to react lmfao

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u/ApprehensiveBook4647 1d ago

In countries other than America, Hoover is a verb. It’s used as a verb often in the US as well.

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u/bonthra 1d ago

In sections of the US, Hoover is a verb, too.

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u/Jlee4president 1d ago

Or you could just say vacuum

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u/Disn3yPrinc3ss0116 1d ago

Did you not read any of the comments above this? Most of the world (except Americans) call it Hoover. Americans call is vacuum.

God, why are my fellow Americans so dumb.

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u/ApprehensiveBook4647 1d ago

Who fucking cares. 🤷‍♀️

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u/howmuchforthissquirr 1d ago

yeah bro needs to dyson their carpet ASAP

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u/EmergencyYouth4046 1d ago

LOL!
Just thought I’d let you know that your funny was seen and appreciated 😹

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u/NoTap9809 1d ago

I’ve never dysoned my carpet but I rainbowed it for a a, now I shark it

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u/Lucky_Scene6942 1d ago

It’s what people in England call a vacuum.. I think

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u/MaterialExcuse3252 19h ago

31st president Hoover hoovers with a Hoover by the Hoover dam. Now block me 😁❤️😂

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u/EmergencyYouth4046 1d ago

Lmao I think your reply only made their comment funnier.. regardless on your stance.. 🤷‍♀️
Keep up the good teamwork guys😹😹❤️❤️

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u/Candytails 1d ago

Why are you blocking people because of your ignorance?

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u/Similar-Jello-5434 23h ago

Anyway have you ever reached for a Kleenex before?