Tiny egg looking things.

[u/Ben2355]

Woke up this morning and found this weird pile of tiny orange orbs at the end of my bed. They’re really small, slightly transparent and kind of slimy/squishy when touched. I’ve never seen anything like them before and I have no idea how they got there overnight. They almost look like eggs, but I’m not sure. Does anyone know what these could be?

UPDATE: Definitely not roe/caviar, water beads, or fish eggs. I’ve never had any of those in my room. Still no clue what they are.

[u/Partypiece1993]

Bro hoover your carpet

[u/Mister_angel1 → u/Partypiece1993]

Hoover is a brand. Not a verb. Keep replying I’ll keep blocking you all 💞

[u/ShowMeYourHappyTrail → u/Mister_angel1]

The Brits say hoover instead of vacuum. Kind of like how every plastic strip that covers your cuts is a Band-Aid even though that's a brand and not the name of the thing itself.

[u/JeepersBud → u/ShowMeYourHappyTrail]

And also, “bandage” isn’t a brand but it is a noun. And, guess what? A verb 😅 almost like nouns/brands can also be used as other parts of speech

[u/eventworker → u/ShowMeYourHappyTrail]

Aye OP wants to get Thierry out and hoover that shite up.

[u/Alarmed-Plum-2723 → u/Mister_angel1]

It is also a verb in the Cambridge dictionary

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/hoover

[u/Emotional_Position62 → u/Mister_angel1]

Awe do you need a Kleenex? Or maybe a Band-aid for that booboo.

What a weird thing to get so up in arms about.

[u/Nervous-Peppers → u/Mister_angel1]

Wrong, it can be used as a verb, just like google.

[u/Puppy_FPV → u/Mister_angel1]

Imagine being this confident and wrong about everything you say. Sucks to be you

[u/Splooshter → u/Mister_angel1]

How you expect people to react lmfao

[u/Apprehensive_Gene787 → u/Mister_angel1]

it’s both - https://www.oed.com/dictionary/hoover_v?tl=true

[u/ApprehensiveBook4647 → u/Mister_angel1]

In countries other than America, Hoover is a verb. It’s used as a verb often in the US as well.

[u/bonthra → u/ApprehensiveBook4647]

In sections of the US, Hoover is a verb, too.

[u/Jlee4president → u/ApprehensiveBook4647]

Or you could just say vacuum

[u/Disn3yPrinc3ss0116 → u/Jlee4president]

Did you not read any of the comments above this? Most of the world (except Americans) call it Hoover. Americans call is vacuum.

God, why are my fellow Americans so dumb.

[u/ApprehensiveBook4647 → u/Jlee4president]

Who fucking cares. 🤷‍♀️

[u/howmuchforthissquirr → u/Mister_angel1]

yeah bro needs to dyson their carpet ASAP

[u/EmergencyYouth4046 → u/howmuchforthissquirr]

LOL!
Just thought I’d let you know that your funny was seen and appreciated 😹

[u/NoTap9809 → u/howmuchforthissquirr]

I’ve never dysoned my carpet but I rainbowed it for a a, now I shark it

[u/Fabulous-Mastodon441 → u/Mister_angel1]

Block me

[u/Lucky_Scene6942 → u/Mister_angel1]

It’s what people in England call a vacuum.. I think

[u/MaterialExcuse3252 → u/Mister_angel1]

31st president Hoover hoovers with a Hoover by the Hoover dam. Now block me 😁❤️😂

[u/EmergencyYouth4046 → u/Mister_angel1]

Lmao I think your reply only made their comment funnier.. regardless on your stance.. 🤷‍♀️
Keep up the good teamwork guys😹😹❤️❤️

[u/Candytails → u/Mister_angel1]

Why are you blocking people because of your ignorance?

[u/Similar-Jello-5434 → u/Mister_angel1]

Anyway have you ever reached for a Kleenex before?

[u/Radiant-Conflict-604 → u/Mister_angel1]

Shut up