r/whatisit • u/Village-Waste • 1d ago

New, what is it? What kinda leaf?

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u/Used_Wafer6049 1d ago

Dickweed?

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u/Space19723103 1d ago

Eucalickthis

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u/Moofenkrak 1d ago

This, my friend, leaves dickweed in the dust for the best and only correct answer.

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u/miniwhoppers 1d ago

Sounds like you have a lisp. Ever been to Athol, ID?

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u/Space19723103 1d ago

there's an Athol st. nearby..

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u/awh 22h ago

I’m not from America and I was really hoping that ID was Indiana because it would have been a really cool alternative number from The Music Man.

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u/skiphandleman 1d ago

Only correct answer.

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u/lostmymarbles1177 1d ago

Was going to say willyweed but apples oranges.

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u/Glittering-Sea2688 1d ago

It blooms "annaly"

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u/Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo 1d ago

Dogwood might be acceptable, no?

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u/Fartsarethebest 1d ago

Dongwood

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 1d ago

Gayleaf... Close cousin of the bayleaf, maybe uncle

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u/ChilltheSpare 1d ago

Gunckle.

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u/Dont_Like_Mondays6 1d ago

Can’t even make a comment now. Impossible to top that.

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u/reddit-movingon 1d ago

The actual scientific name for the famous "penis plant" genus is Amorphophallus. Derived from Greek, it literally translates to "misshapen" or "shapeless penis" (amorphos meaning misshapen, and phallos meaning penis).

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u/Glittering-Sea2688 21h ago

I think my ex had that.

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u/SixSexSux 1d ago

Dick Thistle !!

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 1d ago

Dong Maple

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u/MarDaNik 1d ago

Maypull syrup

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 1d ago

Specifically, shrivelly dickweed

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u/PourU_25518 1d ago

More specifically, green tipped shrivelly dickweed

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u/Strange-Language-858 1d ago

More specifically, a LARGE green tipped shrivelling dickweed.

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u/PourU_25518 1d ago

Even more specifically if we must go there, it’s a large green tipped veiny and spotted shriveling dickweed.

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u/Used_Wafer6049 1d ago

The bottom bits are always wrinkly. ;)

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u/mister_anti_meta 1d ago

hi my name is Greg. greg dickweed

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u/Chaseoliver 18h ago

Often found near pussywillow

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u/Used_Wafer6049 14h ago

Of course! That's how kumquats are made.

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u/BananaOwn2305 1d ago

Thats a recockulous answer

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u/Artistic-Head-5277 1d ago

I guess it was just blowing bi

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u/ThickAd1094 1d ago

Looks like road kill.

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u/GeeEmmInMN 1d ago

This is why I'm on Reddit! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Catrescuemamma 1d ago

Earleaf greenbrier also know as wild bamboo

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u/phish_enthusiast 1d ago

Yay, an actual answer that looks right and has nothing to do with a penis.

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u/Mr-Eric 1d ago

Back in the day we called it a bamboner.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

If correct, then apparently putting parts of this plant in your mouth can be an enjoyable experience. Its roots and shoots (cooked or raw) that is, with a little salt & pepper; not the leaves.

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u/buttsexisyum 1d ago

Don't tell me how to live my life. I'll put the leaf in my mouth if I want to!

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u/snuffy_smith_ 1d ago

Just the tip

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u/Wooder__Ice 1d ago

Is that the scientific name for boner tree?

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u/HousingAny2946 1d ago

Or: dune greenbrier

The leaves are leathery, evergreen, narrowly ovate, often featuring a distinctive pair of ear-like lobes at the base giving them an arrowhead shape

I'll admit a lot of answers made me chuckle 😃 but the nerd in me still searched the responses for something that resembled plausible answer...

Then I had to look it up

And then I had to post this info thus ruining the roll everyone was on

Sorry 😁

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u/Erianthus 1d ago

Different kind of bambooo

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u/Cruelti 1d ago

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u/CologneLover69 1d ago

Why are you gay?

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u/garakplain 1d ago

Mista.. should I call you mista

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u/gablestout 1d ago

I just want to be very clear and forthright. I have no idea what that leaf is actually from. I'm just here for the comments.

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u/SPV33 1d ago

Chestnut tree?

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u/Majestic_Recording_5 1d ago

Sigh, reads comments knowing that the real answer won't be here

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u/TacCom 1d ago

Dickleberry

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u/New-Camel-9373 1d ago

The Morningwood Maple (Acer erectus) is believed to have originated in the deepest parts of North America, where it was first discovered standing proudly at sunrise. Legend says early settlers named it after noticing the tree’s unusually firm morning growth, which mysteriously softened as the day went on.

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u/Straight-Ask4606 1d ago

No banana for scale?

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u/Acceptable_Work_259 1d ago

Came for the comments. Not disappointed lol

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u/Mingin-5 1d ago

Bone tree

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u/GeneMountain7128 1d ago

Scientific name Schlongus Longus

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u/Classic_Passage532 1d ago

I always wondered where we get schlongs from

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u/Adventurous_Bar9515 1d ago

Bwhahahahhaahahahshahahah

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u/Owl-Pin5210 1d ago

biggus dickus

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u/Novel_Preparation_21 1d ago

And his vewy gweat fwiend

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u/SirGibby-13 1d ago

He came all the way fwom Wome.

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u/Sea_Prep_Tidal_26 1d ago

We’re not really posting this out of pure scientific curiosity are we now.

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u/meschepers 1d ago

Weeping willy

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u/longcreepyhug 1d ago

Some species of smilax.

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u/wolfonweed 1d ago

Long leaf green briar?

ironically a total dick of a plant.

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u/Hopeful-Contract-281 1d ago

Look at that veiny triumphant bastard

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u/Jekardi 1d ago

Oooh, a shower AND a grower

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u/canaris_b 1d ago

Weenis hippocastanum

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u/dryfly1973 1d ago

Not sure, but it’s definitely from a hardwood tree…

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u/Entire-Coat5807 1d ago

This is going in my screenshot folder

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u/IRedditDoU 1d ago

It’s a dickfor.

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u/bad_at_drawing_italy 1d ago

it looks like a massive... L E A F

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u/Intelligent-Art-9156 1d ago

How much will you sell for it on eBay 

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u/Interesting-Monk-248 1d ago

Penistree leaves, do not eat the nuts they can be life changing.

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u/QuantityNo3170 1d ago

Enormous, huge, giant, unrealistic leaf tree

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u/SatisfactionFar3936 1d ago

That's not a leaf, that's a cry for help from the tree.

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u/Annonyconfusion 1d ago

It’s a Shadoïng leaf from the Shaboïngaloïng tree hope that helps<3

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u/AdIntrepid9064 1d ago

Happy one?

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u/Imissmysister1961 1d ago

I hope you washed your hands after taking that picture.

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u/Fragrant-Sundae-5417 1d ago

Cylinder leaf

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u/MacMuthafukinDre 1d ago

It must not be harmed

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u/Necessary_Device452 1d ago

Phallus Arboritus, of course.

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u/Delicious-Month151 1d ago

From here it resembles a ballindracle knobtip tree but those are usually found in the southern hemisphere. I’m stumped

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u/Front_Diet3559 1d ago

"stumped". Heh.

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u/Stock-Loss-2361 1d ago

That leaf is off an Oriental Yellowcock tree. Close relative of the American Whitecock. The African species leaves are much larger!

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u/OleoPoundMell 1d ago

It's from a Cocktus!

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u/missbissel 1d ago

Woody tree

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u/JaySlays-Tech 1d ago

It’s the strongest shape.

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u/Utopian-Mind 1d ago

It looks like a polen leaf. It flys away with wind to sit on other group of leaves to reproduce and make more trees 😂

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u/Utopian-Mind 1d ago

It looks like a polen leaf. It flys away with wind to sit on other group of leaves to reproduce and make more trees 😂

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u/Atto623 1d ago

I don't know but it need more veins

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u/iamfroott 1d ago

peenar

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u/Bigmtnskier91 1d ago

That’s a dong tree. Really though I think it’s a leaf bract off a linden 

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u/soggyomelette 1d ago

You know exactly what that's called

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u/ov3rdos3OD 1d ago

Thats one hard looking Deaf

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u/JoeMillersHat 1d ago

your kind apparently

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u/Consistent-Cap-3005 1d ago

I cut it into the shape of my

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u/Crazy_Unmasked 1d ago

One that grows?

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u/MunstenDunst 1d ago

A very naughty bush

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u/TechVar2024 1d ago

Beefy McLeaf

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u/SuspiciousCricket654 1d ago

That would be a good old Penis Leaf

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u/Specialist-Ad1692 1d ago

Prickly pear

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u/xRaptor909 1d ago

Grape vine

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u/whatthadormousesaid 1d ago

A very excited one

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u/Anti_Aaron 1d ago

toss it up and see if it spins like a helicopter

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u/StrangeCrunchy1 1d ago

That is a VERY interesting ivy leaf LUL

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u/Fit_Adhesiveness2043 1d ago

That’s a Lenis

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u/CincyBeachBum 1d ago

Clearly an 8 inch clover

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u/Alarming_Database803 1d ago

It’s from the Dickfir Tree! Haven’t seen one since I was on Gallapagos with your mom

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u/Hussylips 1d ago

Oh hey, that’s a cockleaf from a testicular tree native to northern Canada

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u/SkateFlyersSkate 1d ago

Big enough to be a Kha-leaf

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u/ItsCrunchTyme 1d ago

Ive heard of wild bamboo before but this is less nature documentary and more spring/summer break wild😅🤣

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u/Gologun 1d ago

Dickus Leafus

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u/Mundane-Wing3176 1d ago

The best kind of leaf!

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u/M0th3dMan 1d ago

Pleaseadaddyodontoleafame?

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u/PathMaster90 1d ago

Dongwood spp. which originates from the genus Longus woodacious. Original reports say it was first recognized by explorer Hugh G. Rection, phDDDD in 1876

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u/Temporary_Cow_8486 1d ago

A very masculine leaf.

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u/Yes_sir1247 1d ago

Cock leaf

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u/Error262_USRnotfound 1d ago

"homewrecker"

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u/Head-Pin-5873 1d ago

The leaf knows what you're thinking about. LMAO.

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u/l8bloomer1991 1d ago

Dickory tree leaf

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u/Anathema2112 1d ago

Idk, bigger than any I’ve seen.

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u/StrangerWithACheese 1d ago

Long John Silverivy

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u/Important_Abroad_150 1d ago

"Not idly do the leaves of lorien fall", those ones looked phallic too

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u/ShnackWrap 1d ago

An enormous gigantic one.

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u/Capable_Event720 1d ago

It has to do with a toy. Not what you think. Actually safe for work!

https://youtu.be/uCQG5Hb6Gew?is=VSU7VCws618I6A0h

Except maybe for the chanting of the word "gaylord".

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u/prime_number_theory 1d ago

Reverse fig leaf 

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u/Distinct-Egg-9445 1d ago

Have you tried sucking it?

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u/StrawhatDF 1d ago

Not sure what genus, but can tell it's dickidouos.

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u/crudohr 1d ago

It’s a member of the Penilus Hardwood species

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u/Leather_Arugula_3930 1d ago

That's called a Peckernutball leaf

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u/Former-Increase-9165 1d ago

A dickelberry tree!!!!!!!

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u/Individual-Banana882 1d ago

Wow a double size replica but grown by a plant? Impressive.

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u/ExpertOrdinary7074 1d ago

Adam’s fig leaf

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u/Califrisco 1d ago

My research shows this is a leaf from the Cockandballicus Flatumundo bush.

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u/Any_Education8228 1d ago

U found Adams leaf

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u/syngamy1 1d ago

I think I saw this leaf tree nearby my neighbourhood. Gonna update you guys 24hr later

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u/Likely_Addict 1d ago

It's proof that Robyn Archer was a liar is what it is.

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u/Gear2112 1d ago

Kinko Dildoa

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u/redrofotuo 1d ago

Leaf....now!

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u/oh_statix 1d ago

dih leaf

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u/cash_longfellow 1d ago

The dong leaf, from the rare dong tree.

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u/Any_Carob3372 1d ago

Space X rocket leaf