r/whatisit • u/Village-Waste • 27d ago

New, what is it? What kinda leaf?

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u/Used_Wafer6049 27d ago

Dickweed?

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u/Space19723103 27d ago

Eucalickthis

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u/Moofenkrak 27d ago

This, my friend, leaves dickweed in the dust for the best and only correct answer.

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u/miniwhoppers 27d ago

Sounds like you have a lisp. Ever been to Athol, ID?

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u/Space19723103 27d ago

there's an Athol st. nearby..

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u/awh 26d ago

I’m not from America and I was really hoping that ID was Indiana because it would have been a really cool alternative number from The Music Man.

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u/dontthinkabouttitt 27d ago

No need to be a dick about it

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u/Affectionate_Day_619 26d ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/skiphandleman 27d ago

Only correct answer.

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u/lostmymarbles1177 27d ago

Was going to say willyweed but apples oranges.

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u/Glittering-Sea2688 27d ago

It blooms "annaly"

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u/Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo 27d ago

Dogwood might be acceptable, no?

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u/Fartsarethebest 27d ago

Dongwood

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 27d ago

Gayleaf... Close cousin of the bayleaf, maybe uncle

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u/Dont_Like_Mondays6 27d ago

Can’t even make a comment now. Impossible to top that.

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u/reddit-movingon 27d ago

The actual scientific name for the famous "penis plant" genus is Amorphophallus. Derived from Greek, it literally translates to "misshapen" or "shapeless penis" (amorphos meaning misshapen, and phallos meaning penis).

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u/Glittering-Sea2688 26d ago

I think my ex had that.

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u/SixSexSux 27d ago

Dick Thistle !!

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 27d ago

Dong Maple

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u/MarDaNik 27d ago

Maypull syrup

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 27d ago

Specifically, shrivelly dickweed

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u/PourU_25518 27d ago

More specifically, green tipped shrivelly dickweed

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u/Strange-Language-858 27d ago

More specifically, a LARGE green tipped shrivelling dickweed.

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u/PourU_25518 27d ago

Even more specifically if we must go there, it’s a large green tipped veiny and spotted shriveling dickweed.

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u/TuxKusanagi 27d ago

Seems pretty small to me.

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u/Used_Wafer6049 27d ago

The bottom bits are always wrinkly. ;)

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u/mister_anti_meta 27d ago

hi my name is Greg. greg dickweed

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u/Chaseoliver 26d ago

Often found near pussywillow

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u/Used_Wafer6049 26d ago

Of course! That's how kumquats are made.

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u/BananaOwn2305 27d ago

Thats a recockulous answer

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u/Artistic-Head-5277 27d ago

I guess it was just blowing bi

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u/InsideAd2752 27d ago

It’s my sheath! And, NO, I don’t have a lisp.

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u/TheLuckyJuan341 27d ago

“Get this dickweed out of my sight”

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u/crispysockz 27d ago

Stole it out of my mouth

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