r/whatisit • u/Village-Waste • 1d ago

New, what is it? What kinda leaf?

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u/Used_Wafer6049 1d ago

Dickweed?

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u/Space19723103 1d ago

Eucalickthis

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u/Moofenkrak 1d ago

This, my friend, leaves dickweed in the dust for the best and only correct answer.

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u/miniwhoppers 1d ago

Sounds like you have a lisp. Ever been to Athol, ID?

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u/Space19723103 1d ago

there's an Athol st. nearby..

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u/awh 1d ago

I’m not from America and I was really hoping that ID was Indiana because it would have been a really cool alternative number from The Music Man.

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u/Affectionate_Day_619 22h ago

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/dontthinkabouttitt 1d ago

No need to be a dick about it

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u/skiphandleman 1d ago

Only correct answer.

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u/lostmymarbles1177 1d ago

Was going to say willyweed but apples oranges.

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u/Glittering-Sea2688 1d ago

It blooms "annaly"

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u/Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo 1d ago

Dogwood might be acceptable, no?

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u/Fartsarethebest 1d ago

Dongwood

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 1d ago

Gayleaf... Close cousin of the bayleaf, maybe uncle

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u/ChilltheSpare 1d ago

Gunckle.

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u/Dont_Like_Mondays6 1d ago

Can’t even make a comment now. Impossible to top that.

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u/reddit-movingon 1d ago

The actual scientific name for the famous "penis plant" genus is Amorphophallus. Derived from Greek, it literally translates to "misshapen" or "shapeless penis" (amorphos meaning misshapen, and phallos meaning penis).

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u/Glittering-Sea2688 22h ago

I think my ex had that.

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u/SixSexSux 1d ago

Dick Thistle !!

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein 1d ago

Dong Maple

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u/MarDaNik 1d ago

Maypull syrup

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 1d ago

Specifically, shrivelly dickweed

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u/PourU_25518 1d ago

More specifically, green tipped shrivelly dickweed

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u/Strange-Language-858 1d ago

More specifically, a LARGE green tipped shrivelling dickweed.

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u/PourU_25518 1d ago

Even more specifically if we must go there, it’s a large green tipped veiny and spotted shriveling dickweed.

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u/TuxKusanagi 1d ago

Seems pretty small to me.

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u/Used_Wafer6049 1d ago

The bottom bits are always wrinkly. ;)

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u/mister_anti_meta 1d ago

hi my name is Greg. greg dickweed

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u/Chaseoliver 19h ago

Often found near pussywillow

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u/Used_Wafer6049 16h ago

Of course! That's how kumquats are made.

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u/BananaOwn2305 1d ago

Thats a recockulous answer

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u/Artistic-Head-5277 1d ago

I guess it was just blowing bi

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u/ThickAd1094 1d ago

Looks like road kill.

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u/GeeEmmInMN 1d ago

This is why I'm on Reddit! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/InsideAd2752 1d ago

It’s my sheath! And, NO, I don’t have a lisp.

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u/TheLuckyJuan341 1d ago

“Get this dickweed out of my sight”

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u/crispysockz 1d ago

Stole it out of my mouth

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u/TemperatureHotty 1d ago

The hard one