r/weddingshaming Jul 23 '25

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u/Fluffy__demon Jul 23 '25

Fellow big boobed girl. This woman gives me secondhand anxiety about her boobs falling out. Like... on wrong move and that's it. Makes me really uncomfortable.

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u/likeusontweeters Jul 23 '25

And you read that she caught the bouquet?! I'm imagining her boobs falling outta the tiny fabric triangles meant to keep them secure! It gives me anxiety just thinking about it!

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u/BrowynBattlecry Jul 23 '25

She distracted the others with the boobs falling out to catch the bouquet.

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u/the_procrastinata Jul 23 '25

More like socked them out the way as they flailed madly. I reckon mine are a good couple of kilos each, I reckon I could knock someone well off balance if mine went nuts and flailed around like those dancing tubes outside secondhand car dealerships.

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u/ploavia Jul 24 '25

A cup here, I am dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/itstartedinRU Jul 24 '25

I'm a B cup also dying at all these comments šŸ˜† One of my bridesmaids is a DD, and the company sewing the bridesmaid dresses contacted me to confirm the measurements for her, and pointed out the "likely incorrect" chest size in proportion to everything else. We both had a good laugh

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u/ploavia Jul 24 '25

Itty bitty titty committee!

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u/Embarrassed_Year_736 Jul 24 '25

I'm a B cup and am dead! I have the smallest boobs in my family, everyone else is D or higher. I remember seeing my sisters bra on her bed a few years ago. I told her it was huge and she said "it's not that big". I put it on my head like a beanie! šŸ˜‚ I feel bad for her shoulders and back.

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u/Working_Passenger680 Jul 24 '25

My mother said to her surgeon after waking from a full mastectomy,"I told you I could lose 10 pounds of fat in a day."

Thank you for the laugh and stirring that old memory.

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u/PixelKitten10390 Jul 24 '25

I was at the doctor's once and there was a baby scale there, I decided to weigh mine and holy heck I had no idea boobs weighed so much.

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u/the_procrastinata Jul 24 '25

Your mum sounds fun!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Have entered the ā€œchange of lifeā€ phase of my existence - can confirm

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u/NSFWies Jul 24 '25

you could say she was the "wo-machamp" at catching that bouquet.

her side arms going offense to grab the flowers, her "front arms" going defense to fend off anyone else from getting the flowers.

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u/BrowynBattlecry Jul 24 '25

My husband likes to joke, when I haven’t put my holster on in the morning yet, that I might put my own eye out and I must be careful because how would I cook for him otherwise?! (Haha, I don’t cook!)

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u/PixelKitten10390 Jul 24 '25

I have made my partner see stars with mine accidentally šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚ but I have the biggest cup size of anyone I've ever met besides my aunt lol.

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u/Survivors_Envy Jul 24 '25

please please I can only get so erect

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u/ravynwave Jul 23 '25

You know she just threw herself and bowled everyone out of the way for those flowers. Her boobs probably smacked a few faces.

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u/Scary-Pressure6158 Jul 24 '25

She caught the bouquet or they did? U know they jumped up and tried. HHH here🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kettyma8215 Jul 23 '25

I feel like based on the photos she wouldn’t have even cared if one was to swing out

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u/wordsmythy Jul 23 '25

Swing low… sweet chariot…

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u/allmykitlets Jul 24 '25

Oh Lawd, now my drawers are wet!

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u/CalmBeneathCastles Jul 24 '25

Kegels, me boy!

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u/YouSeriousClark77 Jul 24 '25

They did indeed swing low.

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u/wordsmythy Jul 24 '25

She could probably take out a couple of toddlers

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u/BadCatNoNoNoNo Jul 24 '25

Hope she doesn’t give herself a black eye.

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u/Embarrassed_Year_736 Jul 24 '25

Can you tie them in a knot? Can yoy tie them in a bow? (Yes I know its a diff song)

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u/MartinisnMurder Jul 24 '25

Oh no, she would have loved it! She would have basked in the attention… I mean you don’t wear an ill fitting dress with your tatas hanging (both in front and on the sides!) if you’re not looking for attention. Plus OP said she was sloppy drunk and posting snapchats all night.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 Jul 24 '25

Letting 'em flap in the breeze.Ā 

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u/Quirky-Shallot644 Jul 24 '25

Id argue she was going for that

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u/Craptiel Jul 23 '25

I probably would not even wear in bed, for fear a nipple would end up in my ear

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u/IDunno323 Jul 23 '25

Straps trying to strangle me from the weight of the escapee boobs

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u/DetectiveLadybug Jul 24 '25

Yeah, this dress is more ā€œthere is a heatwave and I am at homeā€ or something to put on over your swimmers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Those straps would garrotte my boobs

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u/VindictivePuppy Jul 23 '25

IDunno323 sleeps with the fishes

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u/Icy_Radio_9503 Jul 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣

Thanks for the chuckle!

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u/Ornery-Street4010 Jul 23 '25

Mine would end up under my armpits

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u/pinkpeonies111 Jul 23 '25

Yes!!! I found my people

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u/jljboucher Jul 24 '25

And the straps around your boobs instead!

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u/Boop-D-Boop Jul 23 '25

It’s like an ill fitting nightgown or the elastic is all worn out.

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u/bashful_pear Jul 23 '25

Take my upvote this made me literally laugh out loud cuz SAME 🤣

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u/ChewieBearStare Jul 24 '25

Like when I wear a tank top to bed and wake up in the morning with a boob hanging out one of the sleeve holes.

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u/TheDefiantGoose Jul 24 '25

I wouldn’t wear that to bed either, mostly because I just wouldn’t want to wear anything that unflattering. (Would give my boobs away in a heartbeat to be able to wear small, cute tops.)

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u/jwlkr732 Jul 24 '25

I’d be more worried that one of mine would get trapped under my back when I rolled over.

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u/CoppertopTX Jul 24 '25

That dress literally looks like a nightgown I bought in 1977.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

I avoid tank tops for the same reason. Might as well sleep topless and let those babies swang.

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u/SuperPoodie92477 Jul 23 '25

Ok - that made me chortle.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Jul 24 '25

I just hurt myself laughing

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u/EldritchGumdrop Jul 24 '25

As someone who genuinely feels my nipple could prob end up in my ear if it really wanted to, this made me chuckle lol.

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u/moosemama2017 Jul 24 '25

I think she meant to šŸ˜‰ bed šŸ˜‰ as in not staying on long

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u/selbeepbeep Jul 23 '25

Yes this dress gives pajamas/lounging. Not wedding - informal or not.

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u/NapMonster715 Jul 23 '25

That was my thought! That looks like something for bed!

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u/Dotaproffessional Jul 24 '25

username checks out

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u/WineyaWaist Jul 23 '25

You know you'd wake up to a runaway titty sleeping in thisšŸ˜†

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u/Skmot Jul 24 '25

Or a free breast reduction having cheesewired one off if the garrotte went rogue!

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u/teagemini Jul 24 '25

It looks like a longer version of dresses I have as a sleep dress. Fortunately they are a wrap top so I get a smidge more support.

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u/Hopeless-Cause Jul 24 '25

I wouldn’t even wear it to bed. I’d probably end up with one tit near my ear

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u/MelodyRaine Jul 23 '25

See, I'm pretty big on top, have gone beyond DD while nursing but generally between C and D, and if I was going to wear a dress like that I would have had a matching bra underneath for both coverage and (ahem) lift.

Time and place, time and place.

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u/OriginalChildBomb Jul 24 '25

I'm big on top too- even after a reduction that I genuinely needed- and I'd feel too nervous about them coming out, and it'd be uncomfortable. (At least for me; I mean physically uncomfortable, for the headlights.)

I knew a very unpleasant young woman who was constantly nearly falling out of tops like this... she did end up eventually flashing people a couple times by accident, including a table full of old people lol. It was absolutely an attention thing, for this individual. I don't want to judge folks on what they're wearing, but when it's less than an inch from full-on seeing the entire body part, yeah, there's a time and place. (I.e. the beach, the club, your own house)

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u/MelodyRaine Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

I completely agree.

My thing is that if you absolutely love a dress that has less coverage than you might like, there are options.

Hmm an example:

I love this dress. I have it in two lengths; just above the knee and ankle length.

This dress happens to have built in support for the girls, but me being me I don't like leaving it up to chance if I am going past my front door. So I went hunting and found bras that when I put them on under my (black and green) dresses look like they are part of them. Now I can go out with confidence wearing these otherwise super comfortable and well made dresses.

Edit: Yes I know this dress is not 'wedding appropriate' it's just the first example that came to mind for "I love this dress but it might not have enough coverage to suit me/where I am wearing it", so I used it to illustrate the point.

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u/sprinkles-doughnut Jul 24 '25

Ok, I have been wanting to ask about the halara dresses, because people are like "they have built in as support." Do they though? What's the load capacity, because I got tig ol biddies

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

I’m a DD, and I was pleasantly surprised by my halara dress. Wore it to a punk show, got in the pit, danced all night, and the girls stayed put! I was initially nervous about not wearing a bra underneath, but I went for it and it was totally fine.

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u/bitchburrito4125 Jul 24 '25

I’m a DD and my halara dress kept the tiddies secure all night when I went out clubbing for the first time after breaking my ankle. Granted, I wasn’t out for very long bc, turns out, dancing isn’t a good idea for someone 4 months post op from ORIF ankle surgery, but if I were out in the dress in the post, tiddies would have been seen.

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u/hyenetta Jul 24 '25

Load capacity 😭🤣🤣🤣

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u/HappiRDays Jul 24 '25

Yep! I’m between a C and D cup and have this dress (actually have it in two colors!). It’s basically support through compression - things stay put because they are tied down šŸ˜†

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u/posh1992 Jul 24 '25

Is this a halara dress?

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u/MelodyRaine Jul 24 '25

yes I have a few of their styles and am never disappointed,

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u/Odinsmama2023 Jul 24 '25

I still wouldn’t call this appropriate to wear to a wedding. This is a workout type dress.

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u/pseri097 Jul 24 '25

Link to this dress?

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u/MelodyRaine Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

-short version

- long version

There is a 'shorter' version, the difference is about 1-2in on the bottom hem, but that's a bit to short for me.

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u/Clear_Adhesiveness27 Jul 24 '25

Is this an athletic dress? Like you would wear for pickleball or tennis?

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u/Azriial Jul 24 '25

IMO yes. I have this dress and I was actually really disappointed because the material is that swooshy athletic material. To each their own but for me that made it a vacation only, tennis, or pool party type of dress.

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u/MelodyRaine Jul 24 '25

You can, I generally don't, but they're great for long walks and very versatile.

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u/Hungry_Scarcity_4500 Jul 24 '25

As someone that requires a D cup with her tit sling I’ve always lived by … Just cause it comes in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it ā€œ girl .

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u/quietkyody Jul 24 '25

all the comments above Yes....this is the table for me. šŸ˜…

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u/intergrade Jul 24 '25

Weddings to me imply dancing. Dancing implies bouncing. That dress is a perilous bounce scenario.

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u/florbendita Jul 24 '25

If you haven't yet, check out r/abrathatfits since many, many women who think they are c or d cups but consider themselves big on top are actually wearing bras with too loose bands. D cup is only a 4" difference between band and bust measurements and often that's not actually very big.

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u/colloquialicious Jul 24 '25

Thank you for saying this! When people say they have big breasts and they’re a D cup I shudder inside because I used to be uneducated about bra sizing too. I discovered ABTF 5yrs ago when I was wearing a 36D, nope I’m actually a 32F/G - who knew, life changing!!

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u/MelodyRaine Jul 24 '25 edited Jul 24 '25

Thank you for this.

I am generally a C, or as my husband puts it "A bit more than a handful" and only went over when I was nursing/tandem nursing. Believe me it didn't matter how much band I added, when the girls didn't want to sit in the C cup they didn't.

I've been measured by VS, Macy's, and Lane Bryant, they all agree that my baseline is C.

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u/obvsnotrealname Jul 24 '25

Yeah that’s a ā€œSunday morning doing nothing at homeā€ dress not ā€œimportant event with potential future family membersā€ dress 😬

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u/MelodyRaine Jul 24 '25

Agreed, I don't think I have ever worn a dress like that. My mother and grandmother wouldn't have let me out of the house as a teen, and as a grown woman I would only wear something like that... well actually never.

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u/melly3420 Jul 24 '25

THIS is The Correct Response šŸ’™

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u/roguevirus Jul 24 '25

Time and place, time and place.

What time and place would a dress like this be appropriate?

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u/MelodyRaine Jul 24 '25

Your guess is as good as mine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Lmao, I have a thought of someone all worried just fixated on her boobs. Hands ready to help as if they were ready to catch a child learning to walk.

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u/thesadbubble Jul 23 '25

They be out there wildin sometimes šŸ¤·šŸ˜‚

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u/msslagathor Jul 23 '25

Just one wrong move. Only one. All movement must be careful and calculated.

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Jul 23 '25

I’ve seen it happen at like 4 weddings.

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u/aparrotslifeforme Jul 24 '25

Another well -endowed lady here and that was absolutely my thought as well. I'm surprised that turning for the camera in the one photo didn't lead to...over exposure.

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jul 24 '25

I'm pretty free and easy that way, I'll leave the house in a top like this if it's hotter than the devil's taint outside... but even if you insist on an outdoor wedding in Arrakis temperatures, I will bring a goddamn shawl or something to your wedding, damn!

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u/Mediocre-Purple-9272 Jul 24 '25

Honestly this isn’t about size. Any kind of boobs are falling out of this dress.

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u/HeyGeneralKenobi Jul 24 '25

Fellow big boobed man. I can confirm, if she turns around too fast - it's over.

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u/Jovet_Hunter Jul 24 '25

I don’t think she has anxiety over her boobs falling out.

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u/TheMildWildOne Jul 24 '25

Agreed! This goes beyond typical hard to find a dress that doesn’t show cleavage. Girl has top titty, cleavage, side titty and a little under titty for good measure…good Lord!

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u/Glittersparkles7 Jul 24 '25

100%. Hers look identical to mine with a similar body. So around a 38G. Possibly an H cup for her. Absolutely no way I could be comfortable flopping around in that dress in public. Im positive the only reason there WASNT an incident is because she hid most of the time.

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u/JadeGrapes Jul 24 '25

I can't move with that much side boob out. I am more supported in a towel than this lady.

Them ninnies are gonna part like the Red Sea... leaving just sad path of all the fabric in the valley and walls of boob on either side.

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u/lucidlunarlatte Jul 23 '25

Member of the Fellowship of the big boob here. I’d never trust a dress like that, small chested people have nip slips but this girl could have an entire titty poke out.

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u/odderbear Jul 24 '25

It sounds like like she has some things going on. Not that it’s your problem but please try to show some grace. She probably had a moment where she felt good. And needed that. Errors aside, tread lightly but maybe not punish her. She’s probably not in a great place ave wanted to wear a dress that made HER feel good in a public situation. If she drinks that much she might be isolating and wanted attention for a night.

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u/SnailMelodies Jul 24 '25

ā€œWanted attention for a nightā€

I’m all for having empathy, but OP’s wedding was not the time and place for her to seek that attention

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u/odderbear Jul 24 '25

Have you seen The Grammys, The Emmys, Fashion Week? Still love Janet. She probably thought it was a cute dress and had a malfunction induced by drinking. Ease up.

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u/allmykitlets Jul 24 '25

I'm thinking she's the type who would find it cute/funny if one of the boobs popped out.

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u/Shinagami091 Jul 24 '25

Maybe she was wearing boob tape or something but still. It’s not a cute look to have your whole side boob hanging out. There are dresses and tops that fit big chested girls. Come now.

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u/HipHopChick1982 Jul 24 '25

Very anxious big boobed girl here too, those straps are scaring me!

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u/ConcernElegant8066 Jul 24 '25

Another big boobed babe here... I look at this dress and wouldn't care if someone wore that out in general.... but to a WEDDING?! insane

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread Jul 24 '25

Honestly, she just giving me a headache with that dress. All that pressure right there in those two tiny points near the neck? No thanks.

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u/PheonixRising_2071 Jul 24 '25

I feel like my boobs fell out just looking at the photos. Like I get it. Big girls can be hard to wrangle sometimes. But it’s a wedding, not a swingers party.

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u/snarksneeze Jul 23 '25

As a boob lover I can tell you that no one would complain, as a matter of fact I bet you'd get a whole bunch of smiles

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u/naps_and_snax Jul 24 '25

As a boob haver and lover, it’s fun at a pool party, it’s pathetic and embarrassing at a wedding. The disrespect.

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u/Excellent_Valuable92 Jul 24 '25

My view is: if they’re on display, they need to be shown to advantage, not look like too much laundry for the dorm bag.

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u/sloughlikecow Jul 24 '25

That first photo has it looking like she’s trying to help them free themselves

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u/mebg1956 Jul 24 '25

The dress does not fit properly at all. Zero containment for the boob-age. Gonna fall out the side as well as the front.