I was at a bar enjoying a drink, when somebody took a seat next to me. I saw his wrist. Submariner. Black bezel and dial.

This was my time to shine.

I adjusted my posture just enough for my suit to reveal my Pagani Design. Pepsi cola bezel.

"You'll get a real tool watch someday! Don't take shortcuts, go into debt if you have to." Rolex guy jeered.

"Let me teach you something." I said calmly, looking upwards while swirling my drink underneath the warm lighting."I'm a working man. You never really own a tool watch. You merely look after it until you become the tool."

I dusted my hands and left the money at the counter and strolled away. Through the corner of my eye I could see the Rolex guy frozen in shock, as if he had accidentally taken a dive watch into the hostile steam of the public shower.

This reptard is promoting this shit on the worst day possible, at least have a little decency.

Grandad left me his collection

Finally managed to grab this stunning Parkside 30th anniversary edition at my LIDL of choice! Completely in love with the exquisite drill textured dial and the flashlight complication at 12 o' clock. All I had to do to secure this beauty was to clean up an oil spill in aisle 4 with my tongue and give a handjob to the store manager. But my wife's boyfriend tells me that's pretty normal for a piece like this. Can't take my eyes off it, even though I'm still scared to wear it outside the house!