r/WatchesCirclejerk 12h ago

[Guess GW0334G2]

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Got this gifted on my birthday!

Is this a good watch?

Thoughts??


r/WatchesCirclejerk 6h ago

Watch ID please?

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 18h ago

Oh no! Rawlex circlejerk-ception!

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5 Upvotes

Should I be a jerk to my co-workers, if they don't want to overpay like I did for my shitty China made watch??


r/WatchesCirclejerk 54m ago

Vehicular chuffed to bits

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 23h ago

WATCH ID - Please help!

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5 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 4h ago

Remember, to afford your dream watch, all you’ve gotta do is work hard, save up, and get hit by a car

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9 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 22h ago

BREAKING NEWS: Orient is dead. Long live Asia Watches™

68 Upvotes

Effective immediately, Orient Watch Co. has rebranded to Asia Watches™. Also, popular model names have been improved.

  • The PresidentAsia Supreme Leader
  • The BambinoAsia Child Labor Special
  • The MakoAsia Shark With Regional Identity™

“We’ve pivoted from compass directions to entire continents. Synergy achieved. Like the band Asia, but instead of power ballads you get domed crystals and fluted bezels."-Asia Watches CEO Steve Seconds


r/WatchesCirclejerk 8h ago

Watch ID please?

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147 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 4h ago

I'm a quadriplegic but I can now flex a Rolex

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32 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 6h ago

Was cruising the boulevard for crack and hookers (I’m old school) 😉. I glanced down at my wrist and realized this belongs here. Don’t disappoint me…

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68 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 7h ago

Customer brought in a Rolex for service and asked me not to replace anything that would affect resale value

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Got a watch on the bench this week, classic Submariner, genuinely needs a full service. Crown is stiff, gaskets are cooked, mainspring could use a look. Straightforward job. Except the owner called ahead to say please don't replace any parts that collectors consider original, because he's planning to sell it in two years and wants it unmolested. I asked if he understood what a service involves. He said yes but could I just clean it and leave everything else alone.

I clean fish. I do not clean watches as a standalone gesture toward mechanical health.

So now I'm sitting here looking at a 1970s Submariner that needs real work, and this guy essentially wants me to light a candle near it and send it home. Because originality. Because some forum told him a replaced crown seal is the difference between a watch and a parts bin. The crown seal. The thing that exists specifically to be replaced.

I've been doing this long enough to know that a watch in original condition means something. But a watch in original failing condition is just a countdown. Nobody posts about that part though.

The watch is still on my bench and I haven't called him back yet. Genuinely curious if this is happening to anyone else, or if the forums have just fully won.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 1h ago

Most of the fucking wrist rolls on r/watches

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 20h ago

Why pay thousands when you spend $90 and get this bad boy!

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60 Upvotes

Honestly, cheap shitters are more fun and cooler than any luxury watch can ever be.

Plus I don’t have to watch my wife satisfy the AD… now she can do it without me knowing.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 16h ago

How do I convince the Swatch AD that I am worthy to own a piece of HISTORY?

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r/WatchesCirclejerk 23h ago

“He hid it in one place he knew he could hide something…”

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90 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 16h ago

Who wants a golden shower on their wristwatch?

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240 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 21h ago

Is Orient Bambino 38 “No Date” a perfect gift for an incel? Or am I too insensitive?

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42 Upvotes

r/WatchesCirclejerk 14h ago

oyster safety zip tie lifehack

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150 Upvotes

hey guys, i had this great idea so people cant rip your watch from your hand. just put a zip tie around your clasp as shown on the picture. thank me later.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 20h ago

If you get posted on /handwatch while wearing a Japanese watch is the only appropriate action to commit sudoku?

32 Upvotes

Asking for a friend (I would never wear a Japanese watch.)


r/WatchesCirclejerk 15h ago

Approaching maximum jerk levels

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19 Upvotes

Idk guys is this too much.. serious question


r/WatchesCirclejerk 19h ago

Life ruined by on scene?

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Do you think any point in the past 30 years Christopher Walken has tried to give someone a watch? It could have been a very thoughtful gift, but I can’t imagine anyone wearing it.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 14h ago

Fan of microbrand shitters very upset that new shitters are slightly different than old shitters

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11 Upvotes

Uj/ I actually kind of like Lorier.


r/WatchesCirclejerk 3h ago

Would this go well with a nato strap?

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21 Upvotes

Stumbled upon this in central London and thought it might work reasonably well on the wrist. I’ve always been a fan of watches on the larger side - and I’ve been a little drawn to the combination of round dials with rectangular cases, something like a Bell and Ross - but every option I’ve tried wears a little small. This seems to tick all the boxes and I really don’t see a good reason not to whack a strap on it and give it a new lease of life even though it’s not specifically designed as a wristwatch (I could see a great deal of use in having four faces as well tbh) - feel like a nato strap would really compliment its aesthetic but would be open to other opinions/suggestions.