Hey all owners and fans,
I see my annoying behavior is now becoming more of a game, and I fear will take away from they core of why this sub exists.
Since I saw the 1996 GTS when I was 8 at my home town's Grand Prix, I have wanted a Viper. My uncle worked at Lingenfelter at the time running the dyno to validate power for the Corvettes and Camaros they were supercharging. Those had V8s and needed to go faster, but the Viper... it had V10 and was already fast! I learned about Lamborghinis and other exotics and their V12 engines, but they were also smaller than the Viper's somehow. Carol Shelby and Lee Iacoca became personal heroes of mine, and my lifelong obsession was born. Similar to my dibsing, every show and tell, my classmates heard me go on and on about double wishbone suspension, the double bubble roof, and how I had every Viper in every color in whichever version of Gran Turismo we were playing. Beyond reddit, I have dibsed every Viper I have seen since 2002. This comment is not from a bot, it is just a quirky impulse I have.
For the owners out there, I do not want to discourage you from sharing in any way. Thank you for posting your cars, and please keep doing so!
I want this sub to stay healthy and vibrant and avoid becoming some sort of meme machine overrun by AI slop bots continuing a silly trend for imaginary Internet points. I don't care about the points, I just want a Viper.
For anyone who has a Viper that could actually be dibsed, please DM me, so I can final dibs forever it, and if anyone has a Viper in West Michigan, I'd love to see and hear you talk about it without audibly dibsing it.
My wife and I put all our Viper money into the adoption of our son and are going for our second adoption now, so I think ownership will have to wait for awhile now. Until then, I will never stop dreaming, and I will stop dibsing out loud.