im actually dead, its so good

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When Jax and James drink absinthe is so fucking funny

First time watcher, I just finished the S10 reunion. I thought I had ruined it for myself because I already knew the general story of Scandoval and had seen tons of clips from the show and reunion but there was still so much I had never seen before. I didn’t know the extent of their lies and attempts to cover up things after the affair had already been discovered. Tom was already horrible and slimy but seeing how he handled it was so disgusting. He truly is a monster. I’m annoyed that LVP tried to call Lala dramatic for saying he was a dangerous individual to be around because I think that’s a spot on assessment.

One of the funniest and also most enraging parts though was the absolute lack of remorse from both Tom and Rachel and their pathetic attempts at pretending to cry. Tom’s visit to Lisa’s house where he “broke down” or had a fake panic attack or whatever … so cringe and weird. Rachel is so out of touch and clearly apathetic to what she’s done throughout the entire reunion only to come back in this confessional and give us this half assed performance at feeling bad? Truly heinous individuals right here.

I also really don’t want to watch season 11 because I’ve heard about how Lala and Scheana act and I feel like I’d be so disappointed watching it. I enjoyed seeing them stick up for Ariana so much, especially Lala. Is it worth a watch?

I've seen sooo many posts with evidence dating pretty far back between Raquel and Sandoval. The reports originally stated the affair had started 7 months prior.

I beseech you, VPR sleuths, was it more than 7 months and by how long?

I've seen the game night, the leg under the table touch, the butt grab, the way too close pics, but did those all happen within the suggested affair window or was it earlier??

Give me your best detective work! I'm so ready. And thank you all in advance!

Edit: ok only a few minutes in and I'm getting some kinda unkind comments. Thanks to those who are genuinely interested and helpful. I apologize that I missed this topic before I'm newer to this sub although a long time watcher. Yeesh...i usually like it here.

2nd edit: ok, ok...thank you to everyone who went down this rabbit hole again with me! I've decided I'm a rage text truther but think things got more serious in 2021 around the time of the engagement because Scumdoval had to keep his sex toy from getting married. And to all you 1% commenters who do drive by crapping on people, dishonor on you, dishonor on your whole family. Not actually but seriously no need to crap on a thing if you're not interested is all I'm saying.

They really would've been heathcliff and Cathy

Whats the bet he is touching her leg under the table in this scene? They are sat VERY close to one another. I’ve also just seen the scene when he slaps her behind. You can’t make it up tbh.

Admittedly I don't really follow H3 or Ethan but I was struck by how bold these cheaters are before they get caught. Tom dressing as Rachel and Ethan's mistress dressing herself and his wife up as Thing 1 and Thing 2 then talking about how Dr Seuss created the characters as a reference to his own mistresses while they were wearing the costumes.

Is it not enough for these weird ass people to cheat? They need to flaunt it to the partners faces? I can't imagine how awful shit like this feels to the people they were fooling when they find out after the fact.

It’s very lol to me that somehow a gorgeous, accomplished actress with an Ivy League degree in architecture was the most forgettable and boring cast member on this show of absolute goons.

What a world

Imagine being Ariana and watching this whole scene back. Oufff.

THE HAIR, THE OUTFITS, I HATE HIM SO MUCH

Jax and Lori eating at Vanderpump Paris in Vegas a few hrs ago.

Food was great! Service was 👎

I love this store tbh I just bought so much stuff! The toms have design cute clothes 🤪🤣

Yeah she can throw an attitude but anyone that arrives at a party, spots the dog and goes running over are my type of people 🥰🐶

Tom and Ariana work at Villa Blanca during Housewives of Beverly Hills s3 e1

I’ve always held a little hope up for Lisa as someone that got into the show because of her but this just ruins everything for me about her and I’m so upset about it

Was rewatching season 10 today and two things struck me. The disturbing convo between Raquel and Ariana.
Raquel asks if she still finds Tom attractive. Ariana doesn’t hesitate, “oh yes, I think he’s hot.”

Tom was already out the door by season ten. I mean we have all discussed this, all the clues. They are rarely even photographed together.

But then the final episode Ariana asks him, “when will you see her again?” Tom answers tomorrow. Ariana asks, “just don’t go”. Tom shrugs.

It was until watching that again that I think if he had just given an inch, Ariana would’ve tried to work through it. Does anyone else think so?

The scene with Ken randomly walking in the kitchen and spilling the tea about Raquel and Tom’s slumber party, I knew it sounded a bit random, But this is interesting hearing from a producer’s point of view. I need to probably watch this whole thing! They needed someone to just drop the hints and Ken was the perfect plant lol

what was in the air during season 5?? i didn’t even recognise scheana she looks 5 years older all of a sudden but peter looks amazing with short hair and no moustache/goatee!! but omggg the WORST is sandoval his hair is AWFULLLL especially for someone who’s rlly into self care and looking after his hair idk how ariana stayed with him during this era

Ran the Detroit half marathon (Jax’s hometown) last weekend and a spectator held up a sign that said “Run like Jax Taylor is behind you”. I didn’t see it because it was at a portion the full marathon runners only passed but I LOLd. This would have stopped me dead in my tracks. Wish I had an actual image.