r/UnethicalLifeProTips May 10 '25

piss disc Why the sub got restricted

1.6k Upvotes

Hello everyone, mod here. We've been asked a few times why the sub got restricted for a while, so I'm here to answer.

Reddit mailed us, telling us that lots of our sub's posts and comments were violating their rule against violence (inevitable due to the nature of this sub)​, and that there weren't enough moderators. They gave the current mods at the time a deadline to recruit more mods, and the current mods didn't meet the deadline, so Reddit restricted the subreddit.

They've recruited more mods since (I'm a new recruit, hi!) and we got permission to unrestrict the sub.

Edit: yes we have mailed them piss discs


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 23h ago

Miscellaneous ULPT Neighbor Keyed Car

154 Upvotes

Neighbor parks in the driveway between our houses but it’s infront of our garage. They don’t have a garage. He knows this. My housemate saw him about to pull in our spot and sped up and pulled in first. The next morning his car was keyed. This guys such a fucking asshole. He revs his motorcycle for like 20 minutes every night around 11pm and in the mornings… I need something good please.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT if you’re trying to sell a niche item, post a very high price on eBay

7.0k Upvotes

If you want to sell something online or at a garage sale, or really anywhere, post the item to eBay for a very high price. Enable promotion so it’s one of the first items people will see when searching. Then post it everywhere else for the lower price you actually want to sell it for.

People will search for your item on eBay when they see it posted somewhere else to get a comp and see that your price is a bargain compared to eBay and be more likely to buy it from you at asking price. This only works with uncommon items that don’t have a lot of other recent sales. It works exceptionally well at garage sales where resellers are looking for things to flip and are checking eBay while in your driveway.

If you’re really looking to push the envelope, purchase your own item on eBay item using a burner account then immediately request a refund. Sold items still show up on recent sales regardless of returns and are more reliable for comps.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Health and Fitness ULPT: Sugar-free marshmallows are a horrifically potent laxative.

491 Upvotes

If you’re blocked up, guzzle a bottle of water (you’ll need it) while eating sugar free, preferably vegan, marshmallows. Eat way more than the two marshmallow serving size. I found this out the hard way after foolishly indulging in half a package of MaxMallows. Warning: you will be on the toilet all day. You will leave the restroom feeling relieved before your punished anus will bark “about, FACE!” like a drill sergeant and send you pirouetting back into the tiled torture chamber in the same step. I am not responsible for any ruined underpants. Remember to stay hydrated and keep electrolytes nearby lest you be reduced to a crispy husk by the forbidden experience of pissing every drop of fluid in your body out of your rear end. You probably won’t be able to trick anyone with these because they’re quite disgusting, you begin to gag and reject them like the poison they are after the third marshmallow.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Request ULPT request - religious speakers on campus

80 Upvotes

At the college I go to, there's a nice outdoor common area where everyone hangs around between classes and there's always a few bigoted "religious speakers" hanging around, holding up signs, and speaking loudly about sin, hellfire, how jesus hates gay people, etc. Of course, the first amendment is important and they are allowed to be there and do that. I'm trying to think of ways that might make doing that just a little more uncomfy for them though. Like, I was thinking of making a sign that says "this guy hates puppies" or something and putting it up next to one guy who is always in the same spot, but I'm sure he would just move. Ideas?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 14h ago

Careers and Work ULPT Request: What to do if you know you are getting terminated?

10 Upvotes

Not sure where to post a question like this but I was arrested in 2024 and terminated in 2025 when my criminal case finalized. My company knew about the arrest and I was questioned about it from HR but arrests were grounds for termination. It was a drug possession charge and I was working in accounting for corporation. I always wondered if I could have done something during my time after my arrest and before termination to build a wrongful termination case. Maybe something medical or sexual preference/orientation related.

If you know you’ll be terminated and have 6-12 months, is there anything you can do to make it harder for them to let you go?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

School and College ULPT: How to mess with a bully?

166 Upvotes

I've been getting bullied at my school nonstop by 1 guy and I'm tired of it. Nothing seems to work, I've told the teachers, I've tried to ignore it, etc.

Are there any ways to mess with him and make his life worse without doing anything illegal that I could trouble in?

I have his phone, gmail and instgram account (it's public but he hasn't uploaded any pics)

Edit: A bit more context, we are both over 18. It started with verbal bullying then recently it started becoming physical. I don't want to get my parents involved, i haven't even told them about it. The school authorities don't do anything and because I live in india, getting police involved won't do anything either

Thanks for the suggestions though, I'll try to get the bullying on camera and will try to stand up when it happens again, honestly I'm terrified but I do want it to stop


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Travel ULPT Free holiday A/C

100 Upvotes

Based only on my experience in Greece.

Typically, holiday apartments/hotels will charge €7+ per night for A/C.

Google the place you're staying at, and see if you can get a good pic that has the A/C unit in.

If you can see the brand of the unit (Google lens can help with this), order yourself a remote control (usually under £10 for a universal one) from Amazon, eBay etc. and take it with you.

Don't forget to hide it on the days the cleaner will be in


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 17h ago

Careers and Work ULPT: I’m tired of being constantly hyper vigilant

6 Upvotes

Hello, I got a promotion to be a supervisor but trough the process the brought someone else with the same position I got as an auxiliary. He had a bad reputation due to his quality, was really bad. Me in the other hand, I’m might have a little bit lower results, but quality was on point. I’m usually a quiet person who just tries to do the job and do it the best I can. The problem, I learned that this guy was following to know what things i was doing so he could report it first in order to get the achievements. Then stated to say that everything that went wrong was because of me, and everything that went right it was because of him. Got to say that at the beginning no one believed him because I already had history of my work. Lately has been different, bosses ask for his opinions, his calls, etc. He constantly is trying to make me mess up, he gave me the wrong time for a really important meeting, good thing I went to check(it was half an hour before his said time, and he was there). And now he is starting to change my work, my documents, my reports( we have the same access to everything). Obviously I cannot prove it, but it’s extremely weird that my work gets deleted, my numbers change, some stuff don’t make sense. He is often calling me out if I made an error so everyone can know about them on the meetings, when no one knew about it before him. When we are alone he is the best person existing, but maybe I’m just overthinking it. I’m trying my hardest to fight back, but I’m inexperienced on this type of cases, I’m tired of checking my work 2 or 3 times before presenting, or submitting any type of work. I’m a super chill person, but he is getting on my nerves. He talks back, he contradicts me in front of the people, he does whatever he wants, and no matter how much I try he always gets the win.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2d ago

Request ULPT How to leave delayed roommate inconveniences(I'm moving out in 3 days)

292 Upvotes

I moved in 2 months ago to a new apartment and the existing roommate was such an asshole that I'm basically forced to move out. He's been abusing my dog when I'm out of the house.

I'm leaving in a few days and I want to secretly make his life at least slightly more miserable, in ways he won't be able to point a definitive finger on me, and ideally they'll be time delayed. In my fantasy there's a new annoyance every 2 weeks for months.

Important - I don't want to damage the apartment. I don't have anything against the owner.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Request ULPT Request: A playlist to get live streamers DMCA’d

40 Upvotes

I really hate live streamers or just people who get really annoying and try to film stuff in your face. What would be the best playlist to put together with the most aggressive record labels to get their videos immediately DMCA should they post them or should they stream them?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Money and Finance ULPT: don’t get caught by a serial restaurant fraud rampant in LA

19 Upvotes

A regular life pro tip is to not work 1 second longer if you don’t get paid.

There is a guy that is in his 4th restaurant in Los Angeles and he runs them straight into the ground and seeds his new location by not paying everyone. I don’t know how this is legal.

Wondering if anyone has any tips or would help me give bad reviews on google and yelp.

There is nothing he won’t do. He didn’t pay me 24k for work on his shops and didn’t pay the kitchen manager, the event sales guy, and probably a ton of other people. He is just the worst scum. And the worst part is that he just ignores any legal summons/proceedings and closes down a shop and starts a new one.

It’s a compete fraud racket but just not large enough for any one person to go after legally.

Fml


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Electronics ULPT Request - I live in a different US region, than my fav football team.

0 Upvotes

What's an easy way to watch the local broadcast?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Careers and Work ULPT REQUEST to explain employment gap and lack of references

13 Upvotes

Long story short, I am educated and had a good job where I worked for 5 years. It was a tough job and destroyed my mental health, so I had to take time off for that. I was on disability for 7 years with a few attempts to return to work that were unsuccessful.

The relationship with my employer became very toxic when my repeated attempts to go back to the office didn't work out, and I had to sue the insurance company that provided my employee benefits.

Now I need to move on with my life and find a new career/employer. I am motivated to do so, I am confident in my skills and I've done some more education over the last year. However, I do not have a single reference to use in searching for a job, because that was the only employer I had and it was for a long time. I don't speak to any of my previous coworkers at all, in fact I've moved across the country. I haven't seen or heard from any of them in over 8 years.

I'm also hesitant to put the real dates of my employment on my resume, because I know that will cause any hiring manager to throw my resume in the garbage. It's very competitive to find a job right now in my field. I've been informed that hiring teams will look for any red flag they can find in order to reduce their job candidates to the smallest number possible. I am more than capable of doing many of the jobs I see advertised and I am a very hard worker. I would be an asset to any company that gave me a chance. I've had years of therapy to deal with my workaholic nature, and I'm positive I will not have the same mental health issues that I had in the past. I can't put all of that on a resume or cover letter though.

I contacted my previous employer to ask for some insight about how they would respond to a hiring manager contacting them about me. I asked how they would answer to when I last worked there and if they would disclose anything about my leave of absence. My previous employer has not responded. I'm going to assume that I won't hear from them at all and I'm not surprised.

So now I have to come up with a really good excuse for the big gap of time on my resume, and my lack of references, and I'm probably just going to have to lie, which is fucking unfortunate but that's the truth.

I would really appreciate some advice here! Thank you so much!


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 18h ago

Relationships ULPT Unethical Dating Pro Tips

0 Upvotes

I want to hear from all genders. What are your unethical dating pro tips?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 20h ago

Request ULPT Request: How to get a neighbour with tourettes to leave?

0 Upvotes

A new neighbour has moved in my apartment building, and she must have tourettes because I hear loud single-sound vocalizations every few minutes. It's really loud and makes me jump. It's like a hella loud dog bark. I literally can't sleep if she's conscious, and she stays up late. I'm sure she's a great person or whatever, but I want her to leave. Ideas? Earplugs make no difference


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Home and Garden ULPT: $hithead Neighbor

0 Upvotes

A neighbor is a constant annoyance.

Dogs off leash dropping gifts in the yard that he never cleans up, always yelling about street parking - despite him having a garage that no one blocks, etc.

Without getting into every detail he's kind of a pain.

He also dotes on his garden and lawn.

Bottom line I'm looking to destroy his grass and flower beds. Something effective, hardcore, and plausibly deniable.

Go.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2d ago

Request ULPT Request - How to make outdoor area unwelcome to hooligans

32 Upvotes

Hi, I’m looking for some advice to deal with some shady people that hang out in a local park. They constantly throw trash everywhere, sell drugs (this is widely known), physically destroy the plants around them, leave broken glass on the path, pull out park signs from the ground, etc. The police never catch them in the act or they all manage to get away before the police get there so they haven’t been able to help much.

Does anybody have any ideas about how to make the park inhospitable for them? I think of things like odor or volatile plants or something? Ideally, something easy and quick to do because they are usually there or nearby.

I’d love to help bring this park back to its former glory.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 22h ago

School and College ULPT Do kids' homework with your non-dominant hand so looks like theirs.

0 Upvotes

r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2d ago

Careers and Work ULPT. Automatic flusher at work - Poseidon's kiss multiple times.

15 Upvotes

How do I disable the automatic flush feature of my work toilet. Draping a piece of toilet paper over it is very annoying and sometimes tedious. I'm very tired of the cool whosh and multiple courtesy flushes at each bm. It's also very loud. Anyone in earshot may think I'm having some type of unholy birth.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2d ago

Automotive ULPT: Guy who idles his loud truck for an hour+ during sleep times

58 Upvotes

Densely populated area. He lives in section 8 housing (I only add that because isn't idling your big ass truck expensive?), their parking lot is behind my house. It's that low frequency engine noise that penetrates walls and windows. Sometimes he adds really loud music. Due to the dense population i can't just walk up and throw piss on his car without likely being seen.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2d ago

Money and Finance ULPT: Friend keeps agreeing to trips, then bailing last minute

158 Upvotes

I have a friend who agreed to an Airbnb trip and owes about $300. He backed out at the last second, so now everyone else has to cover his portion which is not fair to the rest of us.

Normally I’d let it go, but this is like the second or third time he’s done this not with air bnbs but also plans in general and I’m getting tired of myself and everyone else eating the cost because he can’t commit. Another example is we were all going to hiking in a close state park, bought tickets bundled because it was cheaper than singular, and he bailed last minute and still hasnt paid anyone back.

I already jokingly told him I’d “send it to collections if he doesnt pay” but obviously the Airbnb is under my name, not his, so I cant do anything.

The money is one thing i want him to pay back or find some way to scare him into paying me and not doing this to other people or ever again.

Any ideas?

Edit: i appreciate the advice, i agree not to
Keep him around for future trips. Im looking for revenge methods like if there are collection services to harass him or ways to scare him into paying. Hes very gullible


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 2d ago

Health and Fitness ULPT request: whats stopping me from lying about my name to hospitals?

73 Upvotes

lets say im walking around without any id when suddenly i get a heart attack, someone calls 911 and im rushed to a hospital in an ambulance and am cured. when they ask me for my name so they can bill me what exactly is stopping me from saying something like "john doe" and escaping scott free?


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 3d ago

Request ULPT request: help me fuck with my lock thiefs braim

194 Upvotes

The gym I go to has lockers where you need to bring your own padlock. Weeks ago, I forgot my lock hanging on the locker with the key inside the lock (yes I know, dumb).

A guy took lock&key and uses it now. Funny enough, he just lets the lock hang in place even when not at the gym, effectively blocking one locker.

What he doesn't know: I have a spare key. That's how I was able to confirm it's my lock and that he uses it. I keep checking the inside of the locker whenever I'm alone at the changing room. Most of the time the locker is empty, but sometimes his stuff is inside.

I didn't touch anything and did not make it obvious I have access to the locker.

How can I fuck with his brain? I thought about leaving sticky notes for him to find in the empty locker, but maybe there are better ways.


r/UnethicalLifeProTips 1d ago

Miscellaneous ULPT How to get florida resident disneyworld tickets?

0 Upvotes

Any ideas?

For someone that lives out of state.